Esim - [FUN] Interview with Lolz911, dead president of Colombia
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I've been dying to do an interview with Colombian president, who just happens (or happened, if they should make an impeachment) to be Lolz911 . Well, apparently he died, before I could. But that obviously didn't kill my everlasting dream of interviewing him, so I decided that if he won't jump off the grave and answer me, I will make my own answers... with Matte Black , a long time friend of Lolz, they just didn't know each other...



1. Hello Lolz911 , dead president of the country called Colombia!
1. Hi.

2. You got banned today, what was that for?
2. Well, my friend.. you know I live in Colombia, i'm used to do things that in the rest of the world are called illegal. I just thought that multijuana is legal in my country.

3. That's of course understandable. I know you're not supposed to tell, but then again you're dead and got nothing to lose... So, who's your dealer?
3. Well, a year ago I met a few Polish guys... One of them was called AdamWlkp , I think... Anyways, they told me they had invented a new drug but they wanted to experiment it on somebody. It was later when I found out these guys were simply dealers. By then I was already addicted to Multijuana and couldn't stop.

4. AdamWlkp was a true devil. We all know, what happened to the MU called "The Plant ". On a different topic though, how did you get elected as the president of Colombia? Your 1st time, I believe?
4. Well, Orlandio , you with your 4 BH medals probably think you're somebody, huh? Don't you? DON'T YOU? Well, Speedy has 11, big deal! Btw, I got elected because I had 39 friends who voted for me. I bet only "imaginary friends" voted for you.

5. You are being a bit too emotional there, I think. I also think, that by "BH" you were refferring to the CP medals, weren't you? Relax and then answer me this - how's the economy in Colombia?
5. Yah, CPs, not BHs. You sure like to talk about them, don't you, Orlandio ? Economy in Colombia is very changing. Actually, I bet that it has changed so lot since me being dead, that I don't even know anything about the current situation anymore.

6. I'm sure it does change a lot. What was the situation when you "got killed"?
6. Oh yes ... the situation was... High!

7. Now, what alliance does your country belong to? Where do you fight and what countries you help/get helped by?
7. Well, we have been trying to help the countries that help us and usually countries that we help, also help us. Our fields of goldabis are not mayor, I'm afraid, so we can't have too many wars nor too many friends.

8. Do you have anything (smart) to say to us, from Heaven?
8. From heaven... riiiight... Well, I want to tell something to my dear friends in Multinesia. Be aware of the killers called ADMINS!! Fellow Multijuan DeMarcos, try to keep your multijuans hidden as long as you can! And keep in mind, that when you die, you truly go into a better place... a place with no e-Sim. I also wanna say that... well... I don't regret ANYTHING!

9. I guess it's time to say goodbye. Will we ever see you again?
9. Well, I think you might see a punch of mes in the ongoing practice battle very-very soon. But don't worry, be happy!

P.S. This is not meant as an offense of any kind to anyone. Not to Colombia, not to their banned president and certainly not to Orlandio . I hope you all can take it as a silly joke. And this is no drug-promoting article. DO NOT DO DRUGS, KIDS! - Orlandio


He didn't say it, btw



More in my interview series:
1. Interview with Ameshanu, CP of Australia, PART I / Interview with Ameshanu, CP of Australia, PART II
2. Interview with ricardolin, CP of Canada
3. Interview with Asuka Langley Soryu, SC of Auletian Pact
4. Interview with SMTaishan, CP of Sweden
5. Interview with Maxxst, former PD of Phoenix
6. Interview with Evilorkie, Game Operator
7. Interview with Sharous, CP of Lithuania
8. Interview with DreamForest, PTOer
9. Interview with Mark Stray, CP of Portugal, Part I / Interview with Mark Stray, CP of Portugal, Part II


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