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老婆跟老公聊天,说到关于女人的审美,吵了起来,老公说老婆喜欢的女人都是丑八怪。于是老婆就怒了,相当愤怒地咆哮道:你喜欢的女人才是丑八怪呢!你喜欢的女人都是全世界最大的丑八怪!

通知:鉴于最近官员跳楼者逐渐增多,特此通知大家: 一、行走时要远离各级党委、各级政府及行政职能部门办公大楼; 二、远离所有高级宾馆、饭店大厦; 三、走路时严禁低头玩手机,全神惯注注意上方。 如果稍有疏忽,说不定会有书记、省长、厅局长向你砸来,买了高额保险的朋友除外

相亲,姑娘穿得低胸露背,于是我把军大衣脱下来给她披上:“初次见面,你还是不要穿这么暴露!” ; “啊!!!” 她尖叫着逃走,留下了一丝不挂的我。

一女性朋友找了个很丑的男朋友,我忍不住问她:“你怎么会选择他呢?长的..”?她懊恼地说:“别提了,他追我的时候每次都请我吃火锅,每次都比我先到..”?“然后你就被感动了?”?“不,火锅雾气太大,一直没看清楚他长什么样啊~!”

三个闺蜜相聚一起闲聊。?甲:“昨儿俺相亲去了。”?乙:“昨儿俺也相亲去了。”?丙:“你们对男方的印象如何?”?甲:“很干净!”?乙:“很厚实!”?丙又问:“看来你们相亲很成功了?”?甲:“成功啥?俺说的是他的钱包!”??乙:“成功啥?俺说的是他的脸皮!

同学聚餐,大家都喝醉了,互相搀扶着回到宿舍,倒头就睡。半夜,我有些口渴,起来倒水,迷糊中看见地上有一红点儿,心想:谁扔的烟头儿,也不掐灭了,就不怕着火?上前用力一脚,把烟头儿踩灭了,然后去睡觉。然后一大早,我就听有人怒喊:谁TMD把我的手机充电器给踩碎了?

民间说喝酒有五个阶段,一是处女阶段,要严防死守;二是少女阶段,半推半就;三是壮年阶段,来者不拒;四是寡妇阶段,你不找我我找你;五是老太阶段,明明不行还在乱比划。

和快递发信息。。。快递:下来,你的快递。我:送上来。 快递:一楼十块钱 我:我老公没在家 快递:免费! 签完字之后,他又给我发信息 :你麻痹,你一个大男人要不要脸

什么叫成功人士?成功人士就是去外地办两天事儿,回家后发现攒了一大堆事情等着你处理,有一种地球离开你就不能运转了的感觉。比如我家里现在就有一水池子碗等我刷,一洗衣机的衣服等着我去洗。——成功男士心得。



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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