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(一)
考试考不好,姐姐给我说,100块,我让你保证不挨打!本着半信半疑付了款,然后姐姐把名字改成她。
晚上,我没挨打,姐姐那个惨,爸边打边说,让你偷弟弟的试卷来欺骗我!平常考几分,突然考20分,你以为我会信吗?

(二)
小时候和姐姐乱着玩把老爸最爱的烟斗给摔碎了,等老爸回来看到之后把我两叫到跟前问是谁干的?
我本来想说是我和姐姐玩的时候不小心摔的,结果我老姐先是看了我一眼然后叹了口气才说到,唉!我摔的。老爸把我拖到屋里就是一顿爆揍,至今难忘啊!!!!


老公:报告陛下,末将已引领9千万万精兵君临城下,是否攻城只需你一声令下。 老婆:不可轻举妄动,我夜观天象不祥,近日城内必有血光之灾,且城门外已挂满白巾,此时不宜功城,待7日之后方可行动。 老公:可9千万精兵已磨刀霍霍蓄势待发,此时不攻城,你如何说服他们。 老婆:莫慌,看我三寸不烂之舌。


一对夫妻闹离婚,法庭上,妻子和丈夫争论不休。因为他们有三个孩子,妻子说她要两个,丈夫说他要两个。争论了半天,妻子对丈夫说:走,今天不离婚了。回家,生下老四。明年再来离婚。

你们知道包拯为什么可以破案那么厉害吗?
因为包拯暗中查访的时候别人一直发现不了他,所以他可以听到更多的秘密。


上课的时候老师让我同桌站起来回答问题,他站起来说:“老师。。。我。。我不会。”
老师:“你能不能像个男子汉一样。”
结果这货来了句:“这道题老子不会!”

一男士出差在外做坏事被捉,公安要求用最简练的语言写下过程并作深刻检讨。
这位男士用一句话高度概括: “在屁大的地方犯下天大的错误。”


在银行取钱,看见前面的小夫妻两人分别输入密码的前三位和后三位,我好奇的问道:“你们这么做的原因是什么?”妻子笑着解释:“把密码分开,就能防止其中一个乱花钱了!”说着她把取出的钱全装进钱包,然后给了男的二十块。



从前有位男子投宿到一农户家。农夫的女儿长得很漂亮,男子忍不住多看了几眼。农夫对男子说:你千万别碰我女儿,否则我让你尝尝世界三大酷刑。男子点头答应了。夜里男子忍不住还是上了农夫的女儿。
第二天男子醒来发现身上压着一块石头,上面有一张字条:世界第一大酷刑巨石压身。男子不屑的把大石头扔出了窗外,就在一瞬间他看到另一张字条:世界第二大酷刑,你左边的蛋蛋绑在石头上。男子赶紧随投身窗外。等他跳下去是时看到了第三张字条:世界第三大酷刑,你右边的蛋蛋绑在床上……

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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