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2. 年轻人带着女友回山中老家，指着一座古坟说:“我家先祖的魂魄寄寓在墓穴里，千年来一直守护着这个家族。谁敢对他的子孙不利，先祖便会化身厉鬼寻见那人复仇。”当天夜里，先祖魂魄忽生感应，在村子半空杀气腾腾地盘旋良久，然后托梦给了族长问道:“杜蕾斯是谁?”
3. 昨天在停车场看见一女的开个Q7，怎么也停不进去，我迅速停好车要过去帮忙，她死活不让。我说刚才我停车技术你也看见了，肯定不能给你刮了，她干脆关窗不听我说了。社会呀，人与人的互信程度这么低吗？我愤怒的上车走了，给我气的，车链子都蹬掉了。
4. 早上一进办公室，新来的小姑娘就找我求助：“早上科长给我分了个活儿，又多又麻烦，我就没好气地啧了一下舌，然后意识到不对，赶紧捂上嘴……科长应该不会听到吧……” 我安慰她几句，去科长室送文件，科长又抓住我问：“早上我给小张分配个活儿，她就冲我飞吻，这什么情况？”
5. 初中英语成绩相当烂，考试从没过20分的，有次考试后，卷子批好了，英语老师报平均分，当然这不是高潮，高潮是报完平均分又报了一次不算某某（就是我）的平均分我想说的是我的成绩是有多遭你嫌弃啊！！...
6. 大半夜，媳妇睡不着觉一直磨人：“老公，陪我玩一会儿好嘛？”“不能，我困了媳妇。”“不行，不许困，陪我玩。”“那你把今天从我兜里拿的钱还给我，我就跟你玩。”“老公晚安。”
7. 有个小偷去一户人家偷东西，就在他拧保险箱的时候，保险箱发出了很大的声音，后来才知道，他拧的是音响。。。然后就没有然后了~
8. 晚去女友家吃饭，她妈妈盛情招待，吃完后我和女友就去房间了，她妈妈就洗碗去了！也不知道过了多久，因为女友房间靠近厨房，我发现外面她妈妈还在洗碗！！阿姨啊，我只是跟你女儿在看海贼王，您放心好了！
9. 一个孩子哭着跟在一个孕妇后面，过了许久，孕妇不耐烦了，她问那个孩子：“你为什么一直跟着我？”那个孩子答道：“我的气球不见了，是不是被你藏在肚子里了？”
10. 电台主持人接到一听众电话。听众说：“我捡到一个钱包，里面有两千块钱。”主持人说：“非常感谢这位热心听众，那么我能帮忙做什么呢？是帮你找到失主吗？”听众说：“不不不，我只是想点首歌来表达我现在的心情”。
11.朋友相亲，女方直接问朋友：你有房吗？
朋友不甘示弱反问:你是处女吗？你有膜吗？
谁知那女性更张狂，从包里拿出一个病历讥讽道:看见没，修复术，老娘有二手的膜，你有二手的房吗？
朋友呆了一会:我出租房子，你出租吗？
12.跟朋友一起打牌，输了的要学狗叫，轮到小崽子的时候，叫他学，他说不会狗叫，鸡叫行不。我们应声道那就学鸡叫吧！“帅哥，进来玩玩儿嘛！”尼玛～！说好的鸡叫呢！
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
