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4. 我望着女朋友深情地说：“你真是一个美得让人窒息的女人。” 话音未落，女朋友在我腿上狠狠地掐了一把：“下次再在我放屁的时候说这样的话，我可不会再这么便宜你了。”
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6. 隔壁寝室聊天：“听说有的公司会派员工去伊拉克，阿富汗啊什么的地方工作，工资巨高，这干几年回来就是一小土豪啊！”“干不好回不来就是一小土堆了……” 多么痛的领悟……
7. 今天和老妈去吃酒席，去之前老妈教我，出去嘴要甜一点，说看见别人小孩长得还过去的，就要夸奖人家长得好漂亮，实在看着丑的就夸奖别人长得好高，结果，吃个饭已经有好多人夸我长得高了。
8. 和一女性二货朋友坐公交车，挤了好多人。突然，这二货猛的扇了我一巴掌，大喊：流氓！齐刷刷的火热的目光一直伴随一路。终于下车了，这二货笑疯一般跑过来：“我聪明吧！刚才小偷偷你钱包！被我吓走了！”我顿时凌乱了，一定要这样吗？
9. 一位接受兵役身体检查的年青人对检验官说：我有很深的近视，恐怕不适合当兵。检验官笑着对他说：这个你不用担心，我们会派你到最前线，让你看得很清楚。
10. 每次和老公回娘家的时候，平常什么都不干的爸爸，都会帮妈妈做饭，收拾屋子…我正觉得奇怪呢…妈妈偷偷告诉我，说我爸爸是故意做给我老公看的，爸爸怕我老公不帮我分担，我会累……顿时感觉暖暖的，爸爸给的爱总是默默无闻的，又觉得爸爸的小心思好逗哇。。。。。。
11.我有一哥们…他想纹身然后去了，选了个麒麟，纹身师纹了三个爪子，他疼的受不了说不纹了！然后每次去浴室洗澡就看到他后背有三个爪子！想想都蛋疼
12.本人酒店上班，分店开业军训，教官是特严厉的那种，从来没见笑过，背景介绍完毕。一天下雨，所以只能安排在室内唱歌，一同事尿急，举手“报告，上厕所”，教官问“大的小的？”同事“小的”，教官曰“小的憋成汗”，这时后排悠悠传来一句“大的憋成饭”，尼玛，顿时全场笑尿，连教官都忍不住了。
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
