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2、本人初中生，有道作业题是，请参照原句，写出仿句，原句：万里长城是我挺拔的脊梁。
一二货同学写：吐鲁番盆地是我凹陷的肚脐眼。。。
3、知道为什么文科生和理科生不好恋爱吗？
因为当文科生伤感的问：“叶的离去，是风的追求还是树的不挽留？”
却换来理科生冷冷的一句：“是脱落酸。”
4、宿舍有一大哥，刚认识时纯洁的不行，看到男女在学校里手牵手都觉得世风日下。
后来追一姑娘，想摸摸人家手，可是没理由，看了会儿人家姑娘的手，一把抓过来，说：“姑娘，你指甲太长了，要不我帮你剪剪？”
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4、唐僧师徒取经，遇六耳猕猴作祟，真假猴王无人能辨。只能到唐僧跟前求鉴定。唐僧说：“为师要吃西瓜。”两只猴子立马都变作了西瓜；唐僧说：“为师要吃苹果。”两只猴子立马都变成了苹果；唐僧说：“为师要吃桃子。”两只猴子又立马都变成了桃子。唐僧说：“八戒，把那只猕猴桃给我拿下！”
5、在餐厅里抽烟，一个服务员对我说：＂对不起，这里不让抽烟。＂我站起来移动了几步，说：＂这里行吗？＂＂不行。＂我无奈又往前走了两步，＂这里行了吧？＂＂这里也不行。＂我叹气摇了摇头，又走了几步，＂这总行了吧。＂服务员说：＂你他吗都抽完了还问我干啥？＂
6、高中时候有一次有市报记者来访，调查中学生想要换什么样的校服。当问到我班一个同学喜欢什么款式的校服时，这货沉思良久说，像海尔兄弟那样的吧……………我不知道当时那个记者什么表情………
7、看到奶茶广告后我也问老公：“我是你的什么？”“你是我的葫芦娃。”“怎讲？”“打我时你有大娃的力量，八卦时你有二娃的顺风耳，逛街时你有三娃金刚体，发怒时你有四娃烈火口，撒娇时你有五娃的水眼泪，做家务时你有六娃的隐身术，我发工资时你有七娃吸吸吸。”“……”
8、语文老师：“哪位同学，解释一下饥渴和饥饿的区别是什么？”小明：“老师我知道。”老师：“真不错，那你来说下。”小明：“那是因为黄瓜放的地方不一样！”语文老师：“小明，你给我滚出去。”
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
