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小明问爸爸:"爸爸,什么才是男子汉啊?"爸爸说:"就是能自己养活一家人,顶天立地得,一家之主!"小明说:"啊,好厉害啊,那我以后也要做像妈妈一样的人!

老师很生气:“小明,你看看你写的错别字,书都读哪儿去了啊?检查宴收、提钱释放、酒精考验、白收起家、勤捞致富、得财兼币、大力支吃、繁荣娼盛... ”

新买了一个充电宝,接上手机,一小时后,手机关机,充电宝满了,怎么个情况…

办公室的鱼缸里养了几只透明的小虾,领导带着眼镜看半天,问我养的什么。
我说:“虾啊!”
领导一愣,走了...
我也楞了,赶紧大声地解释:“虾啊领导!领导虾啊!领导真是虾!!是真虾啊!!!“

哥今天被打了。出去办事电动车没电了,忽快忽慢的。一路上和一个大哥的自行车不相上下,你追我赶的。突然,大哥超过我,把我拉下车,按在地上暴揍:妈的,骑个电动车还嘚瑟,让你嘚瑟,让你嘚瑟……

“闻海外有异兽,毛色靛青兼白,无利爪獠牙,然腹有囊,可置物,身负乾坤,天地万物召之即来,莫不从令,此为何物?” 对曰:“哆啦A梦。”

昨天早上没起来,就给经理打电话请了个假,经理训了我一顿,才给我的假! 今天上班,经理说我昨天旷工!扣两倍工资!又训了我一顿!我翻了翻手机没通话记录…… 这是多特码真实的梦啊……

本人一直酒精过敏,滴酒不沾。以前经常都在想要是我结婚的时候该怎么办,用什么敬酒?是喝饮料?还是作假喝白开水? 直到现在我才知道我想得太多了………

未来几天要下大雪了,本人专业替人打雪仗,出手准,下手狠,收费合理: 打哭20元!打蒙圈30元!打彪50元!打的跪地求饶100元! 往脖梗子里灌雪150元!往裤兜子里塞雪200元!打造唯一雪仗市场,诚信经营,本人自制雪仗专用雪球(雪球内带有专业石头块、砖头子、冰溜子、保证嗨上就倒)场场必胜,仗仗必赢,再也不用因为技不如人而苦恼!(注:10岁以上的活不接,打不过)

当年秦始皇老人家为啥焚书坑儒?还不是因为那群文艺青年天天就靠一张嘴就泡了无数的好姑娘,秦始皇为了让更多的人民吃到小鲜肉,没办法只好砍了那群文青,后来想想,真的很有道理!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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