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1.一屋子朋友在一起聊天,朋友甲说:你们银行上班爽啊,钱数都数不完啊!一嘴欠的朋友接到:那你们医院上班的,药应该吃不完啊!!!

2.昨天晚上我做了个梦,梦见我到了南极,忽然一群企鹅飞到我身边问我。兄弟冲Q币不。

3.哥哥的儿子调皮不听话,嫂子一顿暴打,侄儿边哭边说:这日子没法过了,你跟我爹过到头了,我让我爹和你离了找个漂亮又温柔的…


4.小妹是个大大咧咧,做事毛手毛脚的女子,曾经在我家有过整坏电脑相机手机的历史,去年暑假在姨家更是臭名昭著,打碎一摞盘子两个碗,踩碎一个塑料盆,外带整坏一个闹钟,浇死两盆花,姨给起外号“摸啥啥坏”……现在小妹要结婚了,妹夫你保重!


5.一次坐公交,人特多,不小心踩了一姑娘的脚,还没来得及说对不起,她扭头就是一句,我艹你大爷,我的暴脾气就上来了,旁边一大叔拦着我说,姑娘,我是他大爷,你说怎么个艹法,车上人多,咱就站着来吧

6.撸主老家农村的,早上老妈让老爸拿剩菜去喂鸡,老爸悠悠的说:“我不去,我怕咱家狗吃醋。”这感情有多深


7.家里长辈们要给我介绍相亲对象,我嘴上说不用,其实那种感觉跟小时候收红包时候的心情是一样一样的


8.上联:今年多大在哪工作工资多少。下联:有对象吗买房了吗啥时结婚。横批:阿姨吃菜。


9.清晨男子一脸认真的看着对方说道:“对不起,我会负责的!”
“我开了这么多年的小旅馆,第一次碰见你这么大的人还尿床的。”老板娘调笑道。。。。。。


10.今天我跑到客厅本来想蹭电视看,但好巧不巧我爸正在看一个纪录片。
我爸一招手“过来看看,能长长知识”,我只好坐下了。貌似是介绍金丝猴的。
结果就在我刚坐定时,电视里,一只公猴子就抓住一只母猴子塞到胯下开始运动...
持续了大概十几秒吧...... 很长一段时间的沉默.....
真的长见识了。。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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