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李靖对哪吒说,早知道你这么不听话,当初就该把你射在石头上干死。孙悟空的爹抽了口烟,幽幽的说,没用的,没用的……

“昨天喝多了,和女友啪啪啪,劲用大了。然后女朋友就气跑了。”
“你确定不是跑气了?”

开车的男人有一句口头禅就是:靠!前面那车一定是女人开的。。。

天下武功 唯快不破 真正的高手是在对方即将出手的那一瞬间判断出对方的意图 然后把对手击杀在无形之中。我给大家举个最简单的实例 比如:妈 我想… 老妈:没钱……

曾经有个人,他很胖,最大的心愿就是能瘦瘦哒!他听说吃肉会胖,于是发誓终身吃素,可是他坚持了很久很久,还是没瘦!他听说运动能减肥,于是走遍了周围的国家,还是没瘦!他怒火终烧,甚至割自己的肉去喂鹰,终究还是瘦不下来!直到有一天,他遇到一个人,吃光了一园子的蟠桃,又吃遍了一场酒席却依旧瘦的像猴一样!他再也按耐不住心中的怒火,一巴掌拍了他整整500年!


“哥们儿,咱内蒙喝酒有个规矩。我先介绍一下今天桌上的几个朋友,然后咱们先喝一圈。喝完后你能说出来他们的名字,就是你认我们这些朋友,我们自己喝一杯。要是你说不出来名字,就是情谊还没到,你自己喝一杯。先从你旁边的噶拉仓巴拉丹扎木苏日丹开始,再往下是乌勒吉德勒格列日图愣巴猜…”

A:为了让老公买个包,嘴皮都要磨破了?
B:说了很久?
A:不是

坐公交车,学生都是月票,上车时给司机看一下就行了。
昨天忘带月票了,掏出一元准备投币。
上车后不知道想什么呢,习惯性地拿着钱给司机看了一下,然后就走到后面坐下了....
一会师傅说道,孩子,你这是逗我玩的吗?

亚洲四巨头 韩国棒子 日本鬼子 中国喷子 越南猴子。 其中中国喷子最屌,虽然修为低下,却杀人于无形,管你修为通天,管你震古烁今,任你一世英名,拯救世界,一晚上在微博上把你黑成狗。发起狂来连自家人都咬,可谓是恐怖至极! 日本鬼子第二,吃屎喝尿样样精通,灌肠中出更是一流,凭借着无缺帝器“黄碟”妄图侵蚀中国青少年的道心,所图甚大! 第三是越南猴子,低价贩卖各种妇女来中国结婚,企图污染中国人的龙族血脉,让中国人无法成帝! 第四是韩国棒子,杀马特非主流一族,想另类成道,可惜始终未成大帝,精通易容术,据说去韩国呆一阵子,回来父母都认不出来了,确实略屌!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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