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一天脚趾头被砸了,到医院就医,医生让去做个脑电图。
我很奇怪,怎么脚趾受伤要做脑电图的呢?
医生说:你脑子要是反应快点儿脚趾能被砸吗,赶紧去吧。
说的好有道理,我竟无言以对。。。。。。

吊丝也能翻牌。
我把我喜欢的女。优的名字写在小木牌上, 一块木牌写一个名字,无聊的时候,我会把小木牌全盖上打乱, 随机反翻一块,翻倒谁,就看谁的片子撸。

老婆我给你点收歌’
‘什么歌?’
‘粉红色的记忆’
‘你特么是嫌老娘黑了是吧’

现在好多农村里已经看不到年轻人了,都去城市打工了,村里只剩留守老人了。昨天村口两老头聊天~~
老头甲:我儿子打电话回来过了,他现在进了一家大公司,已经升部门主管了,听说年收入有十几万。
老头乙:哦,那真不错。
老头甲:哎,你儿子也出去好多年了,现在混得怎么样?
老头乙:不知道哎,应该还可以吧听说谁只要找到他就可以到公安局领80万奖金。
老头甲:........

老婆刚拿到驾照,我带她去看豪车展,她很是开心!
我跟她说:看到没?这是法拉利,这是宾利,这是劳斯莱斯,还有这台是玛莎拉蒂,还有那边这台路虎,最后带她去看了兰博基尼.
她有点不耐烦,说老公你到底想买哪一台啊?
谁说要买车了!!??
我他妈就是带你认识认识这些车!以后开我那破车在街上看到这些车你躲远点!

孟母三迁的故事告诉我们,如果要让孩子像孟子那么出色,手上起码要有三套学区房……

走自己的路,让别人说去吧!的文言版本是 两岸猿声啼不住,轻舟已过万重山

大学的时候经常出去外面打工,想起以前有次在某咖啡厅当接待员,店长要求要给客人拉开门说您好,一个妹子很瘦弱,门太重,轮到她开门了,看到一客人过来,妹子赶紧去拉门,尼玛,门太重,开到一半没劲了,松手,把客人给拍回去了,所有人都笑疯了!

看了《武则天传奇》和《甄嬛传》,才明白其实是为了强调:一帮女人天天拼个你死我活的就是为了挨炮,挨一个人的炮!

昨天,Lz白色的车身上被人喷了“还钱”两个红色大字。今天车上又多了几个字“骚蕊,昨天喷错了”尼玛。。。。。。



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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