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公司来了一女同事，比较做作，给自己起了个英文名字，叫珍妮，过了一段时间，觉得这名字太俗，遂改名为玛莎。后来我一琢磨这俩名字和一起就是：真尼玛傻！！
今天和我同事下象棋，棋术都不高，杀的是天昏地暗非常激烈。下到后期棋盘上没什么棋子了，眼看要和棋了。这二货突然蹲起马步双手合十作发功状，大喝一声：大召唤术，招兵。然后拿了两个车进来……你特么逗我呢！
吃素食一年了，体检发现体重更重了，这不科学啊，随后网上搜索，发现：食草动物往往体型都大！
食肉动物：唉，又没抓到……这都饿了快一个星期了明天再努把力吧……
食草动物：咦？饿了，吃点草吧……咦？又饿了，吃点草吧……咦？还饿，吃点草吧……
六岁的儿子说要娶隔壁小姑娘。妈妈说：“你们认真考虑过了吗？” 儿子：“当然！” 妈妈问：“怎么去上学？” “我们都有自己的自行车。”儿子说。 最后妈妈问儿子：“结婚了有孩子怎么办？” 儿子： “我们商量了，暂时不打算要孩子。如果她下了蛋，我就把它踩碎！”
在餐厅，正准备把剩菜打包带走，突然发现不对！我问：“为什么要拿这种不健康的泡沫餐盒给我？”老板：“这些菜都是地沟油炒的，你还装什么讲究？”我竟无言以对。
上初中时班主任说的一段话“你们成天上网吧玩可注意点，别把眼睛玩坏了。要不等以后你们蹬三轮的时候还戴个眼镜多丢人啊！”
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
