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1、我:亲爱的,我想有个女儿。
女友:嗯,我们结婚吧。
上述是别人的女友。
我的女友是这样回答的:
我说亲爱的咱么要个女儿怎么样?
我女友说:爸。

2、老婆:“亲爱滴,你赶脚谁最笨?”
老公:“孙悟空!”
老婆:“为嘛泥?”
老公:“好好滴白骨精被他三棍子打死鸟!忒浪费那根棍儿!你说他笨不笨?换成俺,怎么也得先干再打!”

3、在学校课间,跟小伙伴们打闹,冬天穿的都比较厚实。
我本想拉住其中一个小伙伴的胳膊来个空中旋转360度,不成想刚不到90度,小伙伴直接飞了出去,剩下我一个人半截棉袄袖子在风中凌乱……

4、今天单位俩女神同时找我:“中午一块吃饭吧?”
我…今天是怎么了?赶紧掐下大腿,不是梦。
女神:“楼下新开了家餐厅,体重220斤以上者该桌消费打一折……”

5、朋友:明天我孩子满月酒啊,你来看看他不?我说:不用了,从他出生到现在,在朋友圈,拉屎、撒尿、睡觉、胡闹天天都在看。。已经看了他一个月了。了。。了。。

6、通告:大年初一,所有女人都不能戴胸罩,寓意新的一年没有凶兆;男人也别穿裤头,预示来年没有?苦头。记得相互转告!

7、公孙策孤枕难眠,哀叹到,要是有个抱枕就好了,能够睡得安稳些。
这句话恰好被窗外的包大人听到了,再也按奈不住的推门而入。

8、男:宝贝儿,要是让我摸摸你的手,我就送你一双皮手套,要是让我亲亲你,我就送你一条狐皮围巾,要是让我……
女:行了!想热屎我是不?!

9、今天花了五十块钱剪了一个时尚的发型。回家后遭到老婆的强烈的批评。这时候一旁沉默许久的 一只鹦鹉总结说:“这发型性价比很高才花五十块 钱,剪了个二百五的头。”

10、一哥们最近结婚了,同事们都在私下议论他老婆是某夜总会的,有次我实在忍不住就问他:你小子一表人才,干嘛娶个失足女啊?他说:你不知道,以前我经常叫她,一次就要200块。照这样算5年后我省下来的钱就可以买辆车了。我不得不佩服这位兄弟的经济头脑!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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