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各位给个建议，二十块怎么花到下个月十五号…
刚刚路过幼儿园，偷听两个小朋友的谈话：第一个小朋友说：“为什么挑食的都是孩子，家长怎么都不挑食呢？”第二个小朋友说：“他们买的都是自己爱吃的，还挑什么食？”我瞬间石化了，简直是真理啊！
从前有只麋鹿，它在森林里玩儿，不小心走丢了。于是它给它的好朋友长颈鹿打电话：“喂…我迷路辣。”长颈鹿听见了回答说：“喂~我长颈鹿辣~”
现在工作淡季事情不多，上班没事干，就偷偷的玩了几局天天酷跑。正玩的嗨的时候，突然主管打电话过来问；在干嘛呢？我说在工作呀！“是吗？那为什么你的排名突然超过我了？”....
在公园边走玩手机。忽然后面一跑步的老大爷从身边跑了过去。撞到了我的肩膀。
于是手机立马脱手抛出了一条完美的弧线
。捡起来发现，尼玛，屏碎了。
于是对大爷喊到:“大爷。你把我手机撞掉了。屏都碎了。就准备这麽一声不吭得走啊”
大爷停下了脚步，转过身，对我微微一笑，说道:“小伙子，你认真的？”
“没。大爷我逗您玩呢。您继续。运动有益健康啊。。。”
古时候的打劫：“此山是我开，此树是我栽，要想从此过，留下买路财。”这语言是多么的粗鲁， 经过上千年的文明洗礼，到了当今社会，语言变得多么文明贴心：“前方500米收费站，请减速慢行……
刚才去吃拉面，在吃的时候，进来个小伙后面跟了个女的。
老板就问：“后面那是你姐吗？”
那人答：“我姐？我姐哪有这么难看，她是我女朋友！”
这是作死的节奏吗？
一妹子惯例肚子疼，她老妈给煮了红糖水喝。
喝完还是疼痛，爬在床上各种扭。完了她老妈说：
“给你喝的是糖水，又不是雄黄水，你还想现原型咋地？”
亲妈啊……
男友：“我送你的生日礼物喜欢不？”
女友：“嗯，可好看了，贼喜欢！”
男友：“真的吗，那咋不见你带在身边呢？”
女友：“刚刚不是告诉你了吗？贼喜欢。“
一个法国朋友正在学中文，打算来中国做生意。见面的时候，用不太流利的中文说了句：草他妈的日本人！我问他谁教的？他说他的中文老师表示这句话有利于与中国人民拉近距离！
我骑着自行车进一条胡同，碰见一大叔也骑着车迎面而来，这速度，那酸爽，眼看就要撞上，大叔高呼一句:“你往左，我往右”最后，我只记得我和大叔在地上趴了很久
昨天公司附近一小餐馆被查了，据说是食物中毒。后来听老板娘在那里抱怨:以前用地沟油都没事，现在挣钱了，打算用良心挣钱，就买正规油，结果刚用就出现食物中毒。。
每个老年人都是影帝：
老太上公交车，一好心小伙给老太让了座，不一会小伙电话响了，接听之后就听见他说:老婆我现在在火车上，临时决定出差，你不相信，真的在火车上了，这时，只见老太清了清嗓子，喊到：“啤酒饮料矿泉水，鸡爪泡面火腿肠啦…来，小伙子，把脚收一下！”就在这时候一老大爷上公交车，一漂亮妖艳女孩装作没看见，就是不让座，不一会女孩电话响了，接听之后就听见她说:老公，我现在在公交车上，真的在公交车上呢……这时，只见老大爷清了清嗓子，喊到：“804两男一女退房……”
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
