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一觉睡到自然醒,中午还在被窝里得瑟,周末什么的,真真是极好的,下午去公司拿点东西,看到满满一办公室人,甚是惊讶,疑问到,怎么周六那么多人值班?领导对我微微一笑,呵呵,今天才周五!

我外婆八十岁了,一直以为我读的浙江传媒学院出来是给人说媒当媒婆的,我表弟读的武汉音乐学院出来是给人家丧事上奏乐的。

带儿子逛年货市场、、、、、我指着一幅年画给儿子讲:看这灶王爷做得多好,灶王爷是上天言好事,下界保平安。这时旁边的小贩无奈地说:哥,这是财神。。。。
泥煤。。。。。

刚才病房里有个病号大叔说自己心慌,叫医生来做心电图,医生问他:“你这心慌是怎么个慌法?”大叔一本正经的回答:“就跟刚偷完人似的!”我在旁边好想吐槽啊——你这是有过偷人的经验吧大叔!!你老婆还坐在你旁边呢大叔!!

ccav记者问路人:你对今后十年反腐要动真格的怎么看?路人摸摸后脑勺,憋了半天问:你的意思是以前都是玩的吗?。

前一阵子因为减肥,朋友都说我脸色发黄,于是上网百度之,面色发黄什么原因,一神人回复亮瞎了我的眼,“面由心生......”

司马懿率军来到城下,但见城门大开,城楼上只诸葛亮一人在调琴。城楼下一大波跳广场舞的大妈对司马懿怒目而视,这时诸葛亮对大妈们大声喊道:“就是这些人,要抢你们跳广场舞的地盘!”司马懿,卒。

女友问:“亲爱的,今天是什么日子啊?”心想:“今天不是她生日,不是周年,不是大姨妈探亲……”脑门已经见汗了!我试探问:“什么日子啊?”“你生日啊,这都忘记了!”“靠,这么小的事,吓死老子了”

转:早上送小侄女上学的路上,神秘兮兮附耳对我说:姑姑,我已经掌握了18种哄宝宝的技巧了,现在就差你给我生个宝宝了。 听完这席话,我仰天泪流:你姑姑我已经掌握18种生宝宝的技巧,现在就差个男人了!

我对老妈说:“我想减肥,你帮我买一辆自行车吧,这样我有空就骑车去锻炼。”老妈爽快的答应了:“好,要不我帮你买一辆三轮车吧,这样你在锻炼的时候还可以顺便去收点破烂补贴家用。。。”

老婆说:“老公,情人节咱俩去纹个情侣纹身吧”!老公说:“纹啥样的啊?”老婆说:“你就纹一个:老婆我爱你,一生一世永不变心永远对你好给你买好吃的,如果我变了心我就断手断脚,最后埋在牛粪里,永世不得超生!” 老公:“我了个去,不得疼死啊?那你纹啥啊?” 老婆:“我就纹:嗯”

走在路上看到顺眼的我会多看两眼。一般她们会羞涩的低下头。直到有一天我看到一个奇丑的女的。我默默的低下了头。卧槽我好像明白了什么!

晚上老婆在绣十字绣,我就说了句:娘子真是一手好针线啊!谁知她来了句:大官人取笑奴家了!取你妹啊,我想来个白娘子和许仙的调调,你给我搞个西门庆遇潘金莲的场景。

恋爱
:我只在外面蹭蹭,不进去
:不行
婚后
:我只在外面蹭蹭,不进去
:不行

以前骂哥们都是:傻逼,你懂个屁!
后来,他说能不能不要带脏字?
我就改成了:傻瓜,你懂什么?
怎么感觉气氛好像不对了呢...



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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