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1大学食堂的包子很好吃,所以就一次会买很多。
最近一次去的时候,买包子的阿姨来了一句
“最近怎么不见你来进货了,是不是包子不好卖了”
我“……”
2,在厕所蹲的正爽,隔壁传来一阵低沉的声音:“哥们,我想麻烦你个事!”
我叹了口气,把手中的厕纸分出一半,从挡板下递过去:“拿去用吧!”
对方沉默了一下,说道:“不是,我手机没电了,你的能不能借我玩一下。”
3,小学的时候,老师就对我们说:“你们不好好学习,长大了有什么出息
看看学校门口卖糖人的,也是我学生,就是以前不想上学
现在只能卖糖人看着别人上学。”
我们乖乖的听老师话,考初中,考高中,考大学,求学多年回到家
听说那个卖糖人的发了...
4,英语老师问小明:“你今天为什么没交作业?”
小明说:“我做了,但是忘带了。”
老师说:“没做就说没带!你知道这种行为用英语怎么说吗?”
小明想了想说:“no zuo no die!”

1、今天陪朋友去取钱,取三千,取出来的全是新钱,三十张连号,我就跟他说留着吧,三十连不好弄,没准以后能升值,然后,他同意了我的观点,大步走到ATM,把钱存回去了。。


2、我感觉我越来越接近马云了:虽说木有他能赚钱,至少比他丑得厉害点。。

3、做梦腿瘸了,很痛苦,梦醒后发现我姐姐坐在我床上玩电脑,隔着被子坐我腿上了,腿被压麻了……

4、今天看见有个人发表的感觉很好笑。。 单身久了 对社会的怨恨太深 煮饺子看见两个黏在一起的都要强行分开。哈哈哈

5、一同学今年一共向43位女同学表白,一次都没成,现在我们叫他‘表哥’

6、我要感谢糗百上的一位哥,因为看见他说的一句:宁愿找鸡花点钱,不要撸成前列腺炎。让我从一条不归路,走到了另一条不归路。

7、初中一男同学手贱,喜欢点前排女生的胸罩带子,一不小心点开了,瞬间红脸,吓尿了,刚要解释,哪知道那姑娘一手后背,一手怒拍课桌,大吼一声,给老娘扣上,瞬间乱了。

8、小明:我想你
女神:是一直都想我吗
小明:直不直都想你

9、“你看咱们双方家长都见面了,你就答应做我女朋友吧!”“滚,家长会上见的也算?

10、刚刚听广播说一个人去盲人按摩,到那里一看是一个妹子,眼睛比我的还大!就问你们不是盲人按摩嘛!女孩讲了是啊,我是文盲!!!!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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