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1.。。。。。朋友幼师。。。。。她们早上做操。回到教室。一小朋友(女)说,老师我热,朋友说,热你就脱啊,就在我朋友转身的一瞬间,那孩子脱了个金光!!!然后,然后,班里所有的孩子都开始跟着脱了,拦都拦不住,一发不可收拾!!!!一堆光屁股。

2.我问一2货朋友:“你谈过几次恋爱?”2货:“暗恋算么?”我:“算半次吧。”2货:“我谈过3.5次。”我:“那还不错啊,看不出你还和3个女孩交往过。”2货:“我暗恋过7次。”我:“……”注定孤独一生有木有..


3.发现有好多老外找的中国老婆长的都很丑,以前一直以为老外和中国人的审美不同,我一朋友的同事有次问他的外国朋友为什么你们外国人找的中国女的都那么丑呢,老外回答,因为漂亮的英语不好。。。


4.听到两个小屁孩的对话
A:你知道穷光蛋是什么意思吗?
B:就是穷得买不起衣服只能光着蛋!

5.以后离婚,也应该按照结婚的流程,倒叙顺序,演一遍。通知亲朋好友,返还份子钱,婚车录像车,到丈母娘楼下,放放炮,最后把媳妇抱上去,还给人家。。。善始善终

6.家有二货男友。最近写论文,借来了男友的电脑,今天发现播放器快波,心想这次还有意外收获?结果怀着兴奋的心情打开发现里面是满满的……全套的…甄嬛传!!


7.小妹问:大姐,为什么二姐后面那么多男人追求,而我们我们后面连一条狗都没有??
大姐答:我们又不是肉包子,后面干吗要狗追??
顿时累奔。。。




8.想起大学时陪一室友在校医院输液,我不是歌手。。对面一对小情侣,女生输液,见快输完了就叫男朋友喊护士拔针,只见小男孩全神贯注PSP中头都没抬大喊一声,网管!!!


9.同学是精神病院的医生,一日,忽见他更新心情,曰:摔一跤不可怕,可怕的是被病人嘲笑了'!!!!!


10.我给我老公发的信息:今天是五二零日,我爱你。
这二货回的信息:今天是五二零,日我,爱你。。
这货真的是一字没改啊。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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