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1.昨天晚上,我一个同事唱完歌凌晨一点了,怕回家打车也不安全,遂到旁边的开封菜去点了份外卖,然后让送外卖的顺道带他回去。。。

2.LZ上高中时。。周一开大会。。教导主任训话。。。内容如下。。。XX学校,是你们成人成材成功的地方。。不是你们成双成对成家的地方。。。下面掌声雷动。。并伴有尖叫声。。。


3.记得大学毕业那年……寝室老大最发愁的就是她老公送她的160cm的大熊 发包裹太远 邮费就够再买一个的了 扔了吧 心爱之物 一万个舍不得啊 她愁的捶胸顿足 上蹿下跳 ~~~ 我出去买了点东西 回来发现大熊只剩一堆丝绵了 老大太吊丝了 她居然只要了张熊皮……熊皮……皮


4.北京又起妖风了,下班回家路上行人各种飘逸。前面mm穿着齐p蓬蓬裙,不停拿手压着裙子。前后总有失守,mm很为难。一阵又一阵风来,她华丽丽的豹纹内裤忽一下忽一下闪现着。我憋着笑……gc是前面俩吊丝男高兴坏了,你高兴也就罢了,还转过头看我,一脸“同道中人”的表情是怎么回事!!!!


5.一哥们去驾校学车……咯咯咯……该科三练上路了,路边一解除限速40的标志。教练突然问哥们,这是什么标志?哥们一愣,说这是禁止停车!教练一瞪眼,那前面还有个40是什么意思?!哥们战战兢兢的回答,禁止停40辆车……辆车……车……


6.今晚在跟淘宝卖家讲价,反复征求无果,卖家说不讲价,,,割了我的弱智手吧,,,我就想叫的甜一点,想打个'亲就优惠一点嘛',结果手残,输qin的时候多输了一个n, 结果 '亲娘就优惠一点嘛' 华丽地发过去了,然后卖家说'那好吧' ,,好吧,,


7.大学时有个二货室友 我们都亲切的称他为龙哥 话说龙哥喜欢看道士之类的电影 有次出去旅游买了把桃木剑回来挂在床头说是可以辟邪 晚自习回到宿舍的时候直接大吼一声 次奥 我一看 不知是谁给桃木剑上套了一个byt。。。这下辟邪又避孕了~~~


8.→_→本人妹纸,比较肉。。。。。。。哥。。。。。。。今天朋友玩我手机,翻到我男神照片,说了一句让我至今都内牛满面的话:你男神长得好清秀啊,跟他站一起会不会凸显你的油腻-_-!。。油腻。。。腻。。


9.初中时候发生的事。。。那时候期末考试,最后一个场里都是学习不好的学森,考试进行到一半的时候,监考老师挨个问了几个人会做嘛?答曰不会!于是监考老师往讲台上一坐,说,都别写了,我给你们讲笑话吧。。。讲笑话。。。


10.跟同事的对话,妹纸么有割的
我:我要追赶流行
同事:你确定?
我:我确定肯定以及一定。
同事:好吧,今年流行胸大
我:………(内伤中)

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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