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1.说出来真TM励志,室友天天和他女朋友开着外放打电话。劳资听了一年时间,楞是把贵州话学会了!!!

2.一男在公交车上搭讪一妹纸。
男对女说:“你涨得真像我前女友”
女羞得地下了头,问:“那。。。你为什么跟她分手了?”
男:“嫌她丑”

3.最近追一女生无果……割一道……晚上跟老妈打电话说不追女生了,太麻烦了,我以后就等着女生来追我。 电话那头我妈冷冷地说到:人要学会认清自己。。认清自己。。


4.小侄子八岁,割了男朋友的!!有天放学回来侄子就突然间问我谈恋爱没,我说你谈来?他说,嗯,而且女朋友家还很有钱呢,我说你怎么知道,侄子回答快雷死我了。。。。侄子回答:她有一盒钢笔呢!!还都是五块一根儿的。。。。婶婶赶紧收了他吧!!


5.本人苦逼研究生一枚............哥哥大力点............最近宿舍的两个哥们儿因为新交了女朋友,常常住在外面都懂的。一隔壁的哥们儿问我,熊爷不在?我说是,去耕地了...他又问另一个,高总也不在?我说是,去开荒了...他问我,你怎么不跟着一起去?我将左手从键盘上移开,举过头顶对他说,职业自耕农,25年...

6.今天碰到了一个老爷子拿了个碗和我们要钱,但是我们身上都没有零钱,就在这时候同学毅然决然的拿了四根烟给了那个老爷子,然后老爷子很感激的走了!


7.老公的小表妹,四岁,很皮实——————一天自己在床上玩,她爸在床边上看电视,突然她不小心从床上摔下来了,自己赶紧爬起来,到她爸面前,果断打了她爸一巴掌,说“你怎么看的孩子?!”


8.LZ煤矿妹子一枚,最近我们来自各个煤矿的配电工集体培训考证,咯咯咯。。。今天天比较热,教室内有两台大空调,老师只让开一台,开一台根本不起作用。老师说空调只能开一台,要不会跳闸的。这时底下一同学默默的说道,骗谁呢,一屋子的电工,制不了他一个跳闸?


9.一同事是小美女,特可爱单纯,问她怎么跟她男友认识的,她说:“我去学车结果忘了带了学车证,就让五楼合租的姐妹给扔下来,结果一阵风给刮二楼阳台了。敲开门一看是一老太太,老太太打量了我一下,特激动的问:姑娘有对象了吗?我说没有啊!结果晚上就领她儿子来给我相亲了!!!”


10.楼主和一对未婚小夫妻一起合租,每次他们嘿咻都是扔给楼主支烟"兄弟,出去抽支烟”。基本上一支烟回来时间刚刚好,,,留着用不能割,,每次抽烟的时候我就在想,等咱交了女友,每次嘿咻扔他一盒烟“兄弟,出去抽盒烟”。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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