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1.说去年夏天的真实事情 …… lz属于不怕热的人,哪怕太阳再大……哥哥歌歌……拦下一辆的士,上车就叫师傅关掉空调,师傅感激的说:谢谢啊,要全是你这样的好人能省下不少油费啊。 大概走了十分钟,师傅突然说:我能开下空调吗,实在吃不消了,我晕车!!晕车!!!!!

2.我朋友是个游戏迷,结婚了,小孩都五岁了。有次孩子问他,爸爸,我是从哪里来的?哥们淡淡的到:和你妈组队刷boos一年多,才爆出你这个神兽!


3.最近学校有一对情侣死在校外出租房~~
--格叽格叽--
问:如何防止大学女生外宿不归
英语课老师提出: 每天入寝打卡,把不合理的未归记录装入档案袋,登记结婚时候调出来看看,贴在材料上。

4.这两天我休假,闺蜜来我家玩,家里住不下,于是让老公去借宿 。今天晚饭后下楼送他,他把钥匙交给闺蜜,对她说:"你拿着我的钥匙,睡着我的女人,走时别忘把帐结了",顿时我凌乱了


5.给手机下载了个两个小孩亲嘴就可以解锁的卡通解锁功能,今天同事借我手机打电话,问我怎么解锁,我说亲一下,只见她拿起我的手机放在她嘴上轻轻地亲了一下!


6、表哥在一公司上班…一日老板找到他。
老板:小张,以后穿袜子注意点。
表哥:注意什么?
老板:不要周一穿白袜子,周二穿灰袜子,周三穿黑袜子。
表哥:为什么?
老板:同事会以为你一直没换!!

7.突发奇想问朋友:“如果我把你下面割了会判几年?”朋友淡定说:“判无期!你杀的不是一个人,而是一代人…” 无语了。。。


8.学校食堂大家都懂的。割了鸡肉里的土豆。。。。食堂鸡肉切的非常的碎,于是哥悲剧了。嚼的起劲的时候被碎骨头插进肉里了,拔出来鸡骨头都是红的。当时哥脑子不知道怎么想的,嘴里用力嘬出一大口血来吐在桌子上,大喊一声菜里有毒!然后在众人凌乱的眼神里跌跌撞撞的跑出食堂。。


9.单位新来了些退伍兵 领导让他们到驾校试试驾驶水平 开得好的可以给领导开车 一位退伍兵哥哥点火后轰着油门一溜黑烟就飞出去了 手刹都没放 教练黑着脸训他:以前在部队开啥的?会不会开车!那位兵哥哥弱弱的说:我以前开坦克的


10.同学问我,你最近感情发展如何?
我说,原来我的爱情是一片绿油油的麦田,现在,它是秋天的麦田。
同学说,那是不是原来生机勃勃,现在要迎来收获了?
我回到,原来我只是被绿了,现在我的感情彻底黄了... ...

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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