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1.今天和老婆去沙滩玩,看到一堆堆小情侣在沙滩画着心型图案,写着:我爱你、你若不离不弃,我必生死相依等等诸如此类的,我突然奇想:老婆我们也画一个吧。画好了,遂问老婆写点什么,老婆不假思索说道: 顺我者昌,逆我者亡!

2.家有二货汪星人,初次给他吃打虫药。。。。。。网上查了要各种哄骗狗才会吃,有说混在狗粮里,有说硬塞进嘴里,夹在肉里,还在想怎么哄骗我家汪星人,打虫药撕开没拿好掉在地上,二货汪泥马冲过来狼吞虎咽的吃下去了。

3.想起夏天一事,夏天酷热,一外地老哥,穿一拖鞋,骑一三轮板儿车,标准割,\\\\\\\\\\\三轮儿没闸,刹车时就用拖鞋踩前轱辘,过十字路口闯红灯被交警拦下,老哥一紧张,刹车时拖鞋飞了出去,刚张嘴要和警察解释,还没等他说话,交警先开腔了,指着飞出去的拖鞋说:先甭解释,去,先把你的闸皮捡回来...…



4.今天去美容院听到一个美容师劝个阿姨做隆胸.
大姨霸气的说了一句"前三十年都挺过来了,还差那后三十年."

5.记得以前上高中有一奇葩哥们,…………夏天特别热的时候,那货晚上睡觉就只用棉花塞住肚脐眼,说是祖传得,而且从没感冒过!


6.今天上课 我旁边坐一男生 过来一彪悍女想调戏我 于是漫过男生要摸我脸 奈何动作大,她的胸器砸到男生的脸 只见该男生一脸故作镇静 念念有词道 大姐'我早上没有喝奶的习惯。。。。


7.如果你家里有一只会偷鱼肉的猫不算啥,如果你家有一只会开门的狗也不算啥,~~~哥伦比亚~~~问题是家里有一只会开门的狗再加一只会偷鱼的猫就悲催了!
在狼狈为奸就炖了你俩二货!

8.表姐刚到一警察局实习,一天晚上做梦,一个看不见脸的女人哭着说自己死的好冤,她就被埋在警察局地底下,让她给自己申冤,,,。。。,,lz.听的鸡皮疙瘩掉一地,这不是gc,遂问:你吓尿了吧! 谁知她严肃的说,我当时没想那么多,就让她找我们领导,这个事给我说没用!


9.本人男,上午陪二货表姐去赛格买笔记本,没想到表姐穿的如此清凉,rg都很明显,坐公交的时候车上人比较多,我俩都站着,由于本人身高185,二货表姐胸前春光一览无余,LZ没忍住多看了两眼,哪知二货表姐抬头悠悠的说:好看不?我觉得这样去买会便宜点。。。便宜点。。。表姐,你的节操呢。。


10.
女朋友是标准吃货,刚刚,带她去小吃一条街吃东西,还在车上就听到女友一直在嚼什么,遂问,你在吃什么呢?吃货女友答,等会有吃的了,我先磨磨牙。我。。。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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