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1.今天跟三个室友讨论男人说什么话最能体现出男人的霸气。就在大家正激烈的时候,老三说了一句让我们到现在还在颤抖不已的话:TM的,你就不能换个大点的套子么。

2...说个我高中时候的事..新人不会割..有一次学校运动会一千五百米比赛,那天正是下午,天气很热,我一个二货同学报名参加比赛,那货跑之前又是巧克力,又是红牛的吃了很多东西……那货一开始就一直领跑,快到终点的时候有个人想把他超了,结果他扭头就吐了,边跑变吐啊,直接把那人吓倒了,然后他华丽丽的拿了个第一啊,一直忘不了被他吓倒那个同学的眼神……


3.小侄女在iPad上玩植物大战僵尸,就干两件事情,收太阳,种土豆给僵尸吃,她认为这个游戏是在养僵尸...(咦我为什么被萌到了>_<)


4.不知道有没有发过啊,今天女生宿舍楼下一哥们摆了个心形蜡烛图案准备表白,就在那女生出来的一刹那,这边男生宿舍楼上一群吊丝大喊“雅安雄起”!!我嘞个汗啊


5.网购8年的我昨天见到一条史上最给力好评,一女买家写给成人用品卖家的好评:我已经没有力气写好评了。


6.昨天到银行取钱,银行人员问我:“办什么业务啊?”我说:“我要取钱”,那人说:“超过十万了吗?”我说:“没有”,那人又说:“现在办业务的人挺多的,你就在取款机哪去就行”,她说完我很不好意思地说:“取款机那取不了,我取的钱数不够一百…”


7.老婆最近才看完"第一滴血",我告诉她还有第二部,叫她自己网上搜搜,半小时后发飙说搜不到,我过去一看,丫在搜"第二滴血"...

8.老婆幼师一枚,下午手机响了,一看老婆来电,接之,电话那边传来一个小男孩的声音(超萌):是老公吗?(PS/老婆手机里备注是老公)你老婆又逼我睡觉,赶紧帮我劝劝她。。


9.宿舍买了个饮水机,大家倒水的时候它会咕噜咕噜的响嘛。。今天早上大家都还在睡,二货室友起早了去倒水,又是咕噜咕噜的声音,她居然对着饮水机说了一声,嘘。。。


10.从前上电脑课,铅笔老师就爱吹牛x,说自己的电脑散热极其的好,因为他在机箱里装了六个风扇。当时台下同学问,老师,那你一按开机键电脑没起飞吗?

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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