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1.我觉得我领导是个莫名其妙的神经病,今天下班,领导神神秘秘的把我喊到他办公室,递给我一个非常精致的小盒子,然后告诉我等下回家,把所有的门窗都关闭,就剩我一个人的时候在打开看,我居然信了……打开一看!尼玛!五一期间值班表!居然天天都有我的名字!……

2.家有六岁萝莉,去年冬天巨冷,萝莉坐床上,若有所思。。。。割。。。。一会她问我:爸爸你知道为什么我的手不冷,但是脚好冷?我:不知道。她说:因为手可以握成拳头,而脚不能。。。。。。爱思考的萝莉伤不起!

3.最近吃货老公吵着吃大闸蟹,还要吃母蟹,带蟹黄的。我与他说,那要等到金秋十分才行,那时是螃蟹集体怀孕的时节。可吃货老公不依不饶,说不需要,说不定咱现在能碰上意外怀孕的,你妹,哪有那么不检点的螃蟹。

4.吃饭聊天。我妈说有一个大年初一的早晨我哭着闹着太不吉祥,就给我喝了两杯啤酒。结果我就站在我家门口笑了一早上。那年我三岁。我有一个伟大的妈妈。

5.糗友们,你们能想像到LZ 6岁的时候被家里突然犯神经的羊堵在墙角一上午不敢动,一动就顶我,一只到爸妈从地里回来才被救出来什么感受吗?-------若问我世界上最可怕的动物是什么,我会告诉你,绵羊!现在想想,满脸都是泪啊!

6.昨天看到几个学长在卖盆栽,我拿起一盆含羞草就开始戳,戳了半天也没反应,于是乎抬头看了一眼学长,学长冷不丁一句....一天到晚被人摸 已经不羞了.........

7.LZ汉子,前段时间无聊QQ群里找人下象棋,然后一群里的女神级妹子和我下,最后她不仅仅输了,而且我还把她棋子吃光了留下她一个光杆将军。。。貌似自我感觉赢的很爽。。。过了半小时后,看她QQ备注改为:找个处处愿意让着我的男人就嫁了。。。。

8.记得上高中那会,班上抄作业非常风靡,割了,一天,数学老师了十几个同学去办公室,当然我也在里面。一一被骂的狗血临头,有位同学抄错了一个然后错位了全错了。。。老师拿着我的卷子淡淡的说你也是吧基本全是错的!!我拿卷子弱弱的说:老师,我没抄作业!你看选项只有a,b,c我还有d呢。我是乱写的!!!所有在里面的人都石化了。。。。

9.小时候看医疗剧,医生们个个把白大褂穿得像高级定制修身风衣,英俊之气旁漏侧出。后来,我也有了白大褂。。。才发现。。。短袖的穿上像卖卤肉的,长袖的穿上像卖馒头的,扣着扣子像面粉厂的,敞着穿像精神病院跑出来的。。。。。

10.剪头时和理发师聊天。他说这辈子最受伤的一次就是他还是学徒的时候,给一个大学生理发,那同学坐下时说一句:帮我修理一下,就打开手机看小说。十分钟左右抬头往镜子里瞅了一眼,愣了几秒,然后默默的关掉小说打开手机淘宝,开始搜索关键词:帽子 男式 …………

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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