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同学A：“这首词是辛弃疾写的……” 同学B：“我怎么知道，星期天吧。”
我觉得对陌生人应该友善一点，像路上碰到金融保险、英语培训、留学服务、情趣酒店、相亲中介、包皮环切、无痛人流、不孕不育的产品推销和调查问卷，我从来都是耐心和气地答完填上前女友的姓名住址电话。
昨天，一姐妹问：“我发现一个现象，越是胸部大的女生， 露出来的部位就感觉越是白。这是为什么啊？”
我说：“这就跟吹气球一样的，气球本来颜色是深的， 吹的越大了就变的越浅了。”
读书那些年，我坐窗户边上。某天上课时候，不知道那根神经不对，用胶布缠着一颗椰子糖，从窗外顺着墙壁垂到楼下教室的窗户边上。过一会儿发现胶布有些晃动，于是慢慢的把胶布收回来，发现我缠的椰子糖不见了，却多了一个橙子。还贴了一张纸条,上面写着“谢谢你的椰子糖，送你一个橙子，祝你天天开心”。当时，我彻底的震惊到了，居然还有这等缘分！于是把橙子收下了，又垂下去一颗椰子糖，加上一个纸团：你上什么课啊，很无聊吗？过一会儿又把胶布收回来，椰子糖又不见了，多了一张纸团........一来二往，传递这窄窄的胶布成为我每天最欣喜的事。我们从诗情画意谈到风花雪雨谈到人生感悟。虽然未曾谋面，虽然未有只言片语，但是在那缺乏手机的时代却是非常浪漫的事情。在我垂下去两包椰子糖后，收到纸团，上面写着：我们班要换座位了，以后不能再跟你传纸团了。怎么办。我垂下最后一颗椰子糖：我们开始的时候，你送了我一个橙子，现在要结束了，你还送我一个橙子吧，成为我们另一段的开始吧，我希望这一节课下课以后，我会看到你拿着橙子出现在我教室的门口。于是无比激动天马行空地幻想着熬完了这一节课。眼睛紧紧得盯着教室门口，看着不断来来往往的人，直到一个清秀俊朗的身影拿着一个橙子出现在我教室门口的时候！！我吓瘫在桌子底下.......我次奥！！是个男的~~~~~~
和父亲晚饭后散步，他望着邻居院里正在看书的姑娘，说「儿子啊，她就那么勤奋？你呢？来，嫁给那美女？」我心头一惊，刚升高二，父亲怎么就要我结婚，还是入赘！？我十分不解「爸，我不懂...」父亲叹了口气「就知道你不懂，听好了：钾钙钠镁铝，锌铁锡铅氢，铜汞银铂金。」
女友红着脸对我说：「和……和你说个事，我马上就能过母亲节了……」我大喜道：「真的吗？！难道你……」女友用力点点头：「嗯，是的！我准备嫁给你爸爸了！」
闺蜜哭诉着自己被处了八年的对象劈腿，我不禁感叹男人没一个东西。整整八年的感情啊！竟然抵不过我的一次勾引。
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
