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卖耳机的热情地说：“小伙子好眼光，这个诺基亚国产原装正品，
原价350， 零售价160，批发价120，亲情价60，
小伙子看你人很实在8块钱卖你了。”
2、幼儿园恋情死于棒棒糖, 小学恋情死于换位置, 初中恋情死于分班, 高中恋情死于家长, 大学恋情死于毕业, 社会恋情死于金钱。
3、老公同事是散打教练，很壮，但是开车技术却很烂，常常在后备箱备着两块砖，以防起步失败的时候垫在轮子后面，背景gggg。。。一天，他开车又在破上起步失败n次，后面那辆车一直按喇叭，司机态度很差，朋友下车开后备箱准备拿砖垫车底，拿出砖后看了后面那个司机一眼，然后，然后。。。。。。高潮是，那司机突然结结巴巴的说:大哥大哥，你不用急，慢慢开，我，我现在不敢时间。。。
4、早上醒来，我说:我头疼得要炸了！我妈第一反应是:我得离你远点，别崩我身上！…哎，充我可能来路不明！
5、家有小萝莉一枚。一天逗她玩把她弄哭了，哭的梨花带雨的。妈妈过来安慰她:宝贝不哭，我打死姑姑，看她还敢不敢欺负你。小萝莉:不要全打死姑姑，打个半死就可以，留着姑姑给我买星球杯吃。
6、六小龄童曾在电影《过年》里出演过一个性 格憨厚的中学教师，并得到导演黄健中的认 可。然而，观众对此的反应是：“齐天大圣 这么窝囊，我们接受不了。 ”还有一次，六 小龄童在一部电影里出演一位医生，居然把 和他对戏的专业演员逗乐了，这位演员还向 导演诉苦：“看六小龄童老师披着白大褂， 我总觉得是孙悟空变的。 ”……孙悟空变的……
7、说个初中的。初中有一朋友特别淘，一天他看起来很忧郁的样子，我问他怎么了，他看了看我说，“我们班的XX真漂亮，真想抱抱她。”然后他就出了个主意，让我帮他。等我们一起走到那妹子身边的时候，我一把把我朋友推她身上，朋友趁机，紧紧地抱了几秒，然后开始追在逃跑的我。现在想想，还是那时候的人比较机智啊！
8、7岁调皮萌外甥考试考了满分，妹妹一高兴拿了几个小纸片，每张都写上几个字：免死金牌！而且告诉外甥：下次妈妈生气想打你的时候，你就把免死金牌拿出来，每张可以免一次打。.......隔隔隔......正吃饭的时候，外甥突然说：妈妈，我就是想问你，你每次生气打我都像疯了一样，会不会我把免死金牌的时候你就把它撕掉，或者还没等我把免死金牌拿出来你就把我打死了........
9、有一次跟妈妈吵架，气的不得了，刚好咬破了舌头，疼的半天没说话，一脸痛苦的看着我妈，我妈看我半天没说话发动猛烈攻势，然后。。。。然后。。。。。我冲着我妈在地上吐了一口血水，我妈当时吓坏了，说我太贞烈了，竟然咬舌自尽。。。。。
10、有一天老师问大家觉得小学的数学和初中的数学有什么不同？旁边一童鞋冷冷的说了句：把小红小明小刚小华换成了甲乙丙丁！一秒后老湿果断笑抽！3秒后全班笑抽！
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
