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11、昨天和同事打赌,输的去拍前台MM的屁股,结果同事输了。第二天,他领着前台MM来找我,说他新教的女朋友,晚上请我吃饭。。。

22、昨天上班迟到了一个半小时,---哥哥隔割-----经理问我为什么迟到,我撒谎说在路上堵车,
堵了一个半小时,但是经理还是罚钱了,我问他为什么,
他就说你去照一下镜子,尼玛,满脸的凉席印......
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33、昨天晚上去ktv唱歌,认识一妹子!和她聊了几句,熟了之后我想调戏一下她!我说:“妹子你长的好像一个人!”正常的剧情应该是妹子问我长的像谁!然后我就可以说长的像我下任女朋友!天知道妹子居然说:“你长的一点不像人!”


44、、早上醒来跟媳妇躺床上各自玩手机,抬头看见屋顶上有只蚊子,二货媳妇一声大吼:这货咬我一晚上了,我要亲自报仇。因为蚊子在屋顶够不着,媳妇拿了条毛巾冲蚊子在的位置狠狠甩了一下,我问打着了吗?媳妇恨恨的说,肯定打着了,我照它脸扇的!额,照脸扇的……


55、婴儿刚出生那几天都是黑咻咻的有点丑的。老婆大人历经十个月终于把小家伙生下来了。
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以前老婆总是说不管生男生女,都只生一胎。看到小宝竟然说:这个真是我生的?好像有点失败,要不我们再生一个?

66、你是否在北京,是否北漂几年,只感觉时间飞快收获却很少,那就对了,因为在北京每一天只能当半天过,其余半天都放在排队和堵车上了@哭泣的狐狸

77、男人已婚,在外面有了女人,那女的就被人称作小三,那么如果女人已婚,在外面再找个男的,那男的怎么称呼。神回复:老王……

88、每 次 出 门 前 都 是 把 自 己 平 时 不 敢穿 的 衣 服 试 个 遍,最 后 还 是 脉 脉地 穿 着 自 己 最 普 通 的 衣 服 出 去……

99、朋友刚毕业妹纸,大学老师一枚。。。。。。今天一起逛超市,遇一帅哥推销,她与帅哥深情对望,逐渐走近。帅哥微笑,温柔开口,我们是不是认识?妹纸开口:你是不是某学校的?帅哥惊喜:是!妹纸:某某专业某班?帅哥受宠若惊:对对,我们是认识的吧?!妹纸淡定说,是,我是你老师,你已经几次点名没到了。帅哥凌乱~~~

1010、世界上最远的距离,莫过于公交车上我频频看你, 你频频看我,我对你一见钟情,而你却紧紧地捂着钱包

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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