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1.新闻说一女子跳江轻生,然后因为身上穿了厚重的羽绒服。。。。割。。。。然后在水中漂浮一小时后获救。泥马。这就是传说中的-----大难不死、必有厚服么。

2.妹纸一个,今天和一同学聊到女生胸大的问题了,我说:我平胸,我骄傲我为国家省布料。结婚同学说:你省那点布料,在腰上都找回来了。。。找回来了。。

3.大街上总有很多乞讨的人,此为背景。。。割。。。。。有次陪我朋友出去玩,吃午饭的时候一乞讨的老大爷走过来向我朋友乞讨,碗都伸到了我朋友面前。。gc是,,这货竟然说。。我不要,不要给我。。。。顿时要饭的凌乱了。。。。


4.高中。打完上课铃十分钟,此为背景。。。歌歌。。
A:报告!
老师:干嘛去了?
A:上厕所去了!
老师:回去站着上课!
。。。。半节课过去了。。。
老师:谁知道XX同学去哪了?
A回答到,在厕所呢!让我给他回来拿纸!
。。。全班爆笑。。。。
5.想起大学时自己身上的糗事。割一下,本人汉纸,大一时体重120斤,老爸说你这身高,130斤才帅。大二时,我130斤,老爸说要140斤才正好,大三时,跟老爸说我140斤,老爸说,你这身高150斤才魁梧,终于,大四时我150斤了,老爸说你这身高……你……你怎么这么胖了


6.割割。。同事家有小正太一枚,夜晚在床上尿了一片!早上正太妈妈问他这是怎么了,小正太来了句~小鸟哭了!


7.发个前几年在电信上班时的,那时做业务,宽带还是包月不是现在包年的,完不成任务扣得省不了几个钱。几个人在一起吃饭抱怨,一自认为长的不错的妹说:一个月就挣这俩钱还不如“卖”去了!旁边的人低声说了句:五十块钱包月不限时…


8.做媒
男:给你介绍个男朋友呗,我一哥们
女:好啊,人怎么样?帅不?
男:帅呆了,身材超好。你是没跟他睡过,你不知道。......
女::-[
没跟他睡过......睡过.....

9.我问一朋友为什么关羽当初带着两个嫂嫂进了曹营,然后又毫发无损地出来了? 他回答我:不知道,可能关羽发质比较好吧。
10.38节请女同事一起吃饭,聊到中学,青春期,暗恋,初恋,,,一女同事:你们聊这些我基本不曾体会过,小学初中同一学校,我家离学校很近,从四年级开始我家那只特威武的大狗就接我放学,提前十分钟在教室门口等啊,吃完饭送到教室门口啊,一直到初中毕业啊,哪个男生敢接近我啊!lz:原来你的青春是被狗毁了!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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