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1.楼主在英国上学。外教一直很惊讶中国人起的英文名。有个男生给自己起了个Astroboy(阿童木),外教特别惊讶表示不理解,我们都觉得还好。后来学姐淡淡地告诉我们,你起阿童木,就相当于你问一个老外他的中国名字,他说叫葫芦娃一样。。。囧

2.03年的时候,一哥们新买了辆摩托车,只上了牌照,没有驾驶证,一次骑车被交警抓到了,让他出示驾照,哥们说忘带了,跟交警说了一大堆好话,交警说走吧,下次别忘带了!哥们刚走两步,交警又问他 兄弟你驾照是什么颜色的,哥们得意的回答到 红色的!交警:回来吧!你tmd以为驾驶证是结婚证啊!


3.现在正在庆幸儿子考试考了个倒数第六名,因为考试后五名的家长全被老师叫去学校了。

好险啊!

4.小的时候怕挨打. 知道要挨打的时候先去厕所.用牙膏冲水含嘴里 然后我爸爸一打我 我就吐沫。 结果没吓死我爸。。 后来穿帮了。水太多了。。。


5.lz大学生一枚,喜欢洗澡时听歌。。。。。唱了个歌。。。。。今早去洗澡,用手机功放听歌,隔壁一哥们就跟着唱,lz放啥歌这哥们就唱啥歌,一连换了几首这丫都会唱,而且倍儿难听,lz果断怒了,拿起手机换了个英文的,突然隔壁安静了,3秒后隔壁:“兄弟你这不难为我呢吗?”,我。。。。。


6.小时候家里没厕所,夜里出门只能去野地里,一次看了林正英的僵尸片知道童子尿辟邪,我就养成了如下习惯——先尿一个圈,然后蹲进圈儿里上大号。拉得很安心~


7.话说学校停水了,早上上课的时候。。。。。割了再说。。。。。老师发现只来了很少的人,大怒道:人都哪去了?这是台下幽幽的传来一句:老师,他们说宿舍没水,没脸见你。。。


8.我一哥们去厕所,后发现没纸,打电话给我求助。


恐厕所人多,叫名字不方便,遂约定暗号,我咳嗽一声,他伸手出来拿。

我到了后咳了一声,有两只手从两个包厢同时伸了出来。



9.记得以前高中,一老师上课不让上厕所。除非回来做20个蹲起……前提割割……一天,一哥们去上大号,回来做了19个,准备回去。让老师发现了:哎,才19个少了一个啊。我那哥们飙出一句:在厕所里还蹲一个呢啊。


10.物理老师今早上课说,有两只鸟分别站在火零线上,本来相安无事,重点来了~~~~~~~~~他们两亲小嘴时候就瞬间被击毙了。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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