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1.不知道为什么那么多人黑卖切糕的,他们人都很好啊,前段时间想买点尝尝,但是钱没带够,他们只让我跪了三个小时就让我离开了
2.我和妻子正在看《梁祝》。。。。
当在忧伤的音乐中梁和祝化作两只蝴蝶翩翩起舞的时候,眼角湿润的我在心里默默的为他们惊天地、泣鬼神的爱情感动。祝福。。。。。。
突然我老婆狂笑不止。
我诧异的问怎么了?
她笑说梁祝是傻子,说蝴蝶的生命正常情况下只有7天左右,为什么要变蝴蝶穷得瑟呢?如果变俩王八,这样的结局才是最完美的。
尼玛,幸亏编剧、导演不是你。








3.刚看到我一复读的哥们发的说说,~~~~~~哥们碉堡了~~~~今天开家长会,有一同学叫潘高峰,老班:潘高峰,你家长怎么没有来?潘高峰:我觉得这天怪冷,就没让俺爸来。老班:那你爸怎么说的?潘高峰:俺爸也觉得怪凉,就不来了~~~~


4.lz短发妹子,爷们性格……前几天一哥们打电话来,说明年要结婚了。lz开玩笑说好啊,告诉我日子,我去抢亲!哥们立马紧张兮兮地问了句:“抢我,还是抢我媳妇?”


5.楼主女,,割割割了,,开年级大会睡着了,不是重点,,睡的迷迷糊糊听见辅导员叫楼主,,抬头一脸茫然,,同桌小声提醒,唱国歌,楼主想都没想就引行高歌了,几百号人的教室一片安静,楼主唱的很欢乐,唱完坐下,几百号人一齐大叫好,掌声经久不去。。。安静下来辅导员一脸平静的继续点名了,点名了,点名了!?!


6.刚刚发生热乎的
--------哥斯拉---------
今天公司一女同事生日,她老公委托花店来了个小丑创意送花送祝福,场面何其浪漫,何其温馨,同事突然爆出一句“我老公哪来的钱?”顿时全场黑线

7.和二货同学探讨公厕感应冲水的工作原理,她一脸认真对我说:“你没看见下面有个摄像头么!那就是连到一值班室的,工作人员在里值班,一看你屁股抬起来了,按个按钮就冲水了…”


8.不是说好的女朋友生气时男朋友就会狠狠抱住+甜言蜜语么!!!!我生气坐那哭我男人挨着我坐下后竟然开始磕瓜子,房间里飘荡着我哭的呜呜呜声和他磕瓜子的噼里啪啦声,结果没出息的我还没被哄就自己笑场了。π_π


9.今天在女友宿舍,正巧碰到宿管大妈了。我很有礼貌的说了句,“6个女的我1个男的不会有事。”宿管大妈居然来了句“废话,我是怕你有事”。


10.饭桌上,那些刚结婚的同学在交流各自老婆的彪悍,最后感慨“女人是老虎”。我光棍一个,也没什么发言权,就在那里瞎附和:“是啊是啊。不入虎穴,焉得虎子嘛~”…自此,我就被打上了流氓的标签…

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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