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2.妈，你买了假发拿皮球撑我没意见，那你是不是应该告诉我放我衣柜了...你有没有想过我打开衣柜看到一个头滚下来是什么心情！！！
3.都知道一般小孩打针时候都会连哭带喊＂不要不要＂，＂救命＂啥的。===有没有那么一首歌=== 我侄子就这么一句＂放开我，你抓错人了！＂
4.刚给大金毛买了个狗窝，。。。
我那两岁的熊儿子感觉不错，经过艰苦卓绝百折不挠的斗争后，胜利占领了狗窝。。。
现在每天下班都能看到熊儿子在狗窝里四叉八仰的躺着，而狗狗则一脸忧桑的坐在狗窝旁。。。
5.朋友刚入手一台号称能防水的手机，另一朋友不信 便拿着手机把手伸鱼缸里了，过了一会儿拿出来发现手机没事，但是手腕上的手表不走了…！
6.刚看到说骗子的，想起以前柜台上遇到的一件事。有一天4个看起来大约刚上初中的小孩儿跑到我柜台要打500块钱。我一看卡是外地的就多问了一句，结果为首的小孩说中了一台笔记本，对方让打500块，我立刻停止业务告诉他们这十有八九是骗子。然后小孩儿们就离开了。这不是gc，gc是我又办了一会儿业务，抬头看见4个孩子还在旁边商量着什么，然后像是下定了决心走过来对我说，叔叔我们决定赌一把，被骗就认了。整个营业厅都凌乱了
7.我一哥们儿结婚五六年了，还整天在外鬼混，夜夜笙歌，吃喝嫖赌样样占全。有一天参加完朋友葬礼，他媳妇感慨的说，唉，要是有一天你没了，我肯定把你的骨灰分成数份，在夜总会撒点，在洗浴中心撒点，在牌桌下撒点，也算对得起你的亡灵，你也能瞑目了
8.上午和妈妈去买菜～我问卖菜的大叔：这是菠菜吧？大叔：喵～我又问了一遍，大叔：喵～我觉得太可怕了，于是转身拉我妈赶紧走了。。。。买完菜回家的路上，我又说起那个大叔，我妈告诉我那菜是『菠菜苗』→_
9.陪朋友去atm取钱 看有个机子屏是黑滴 好奇看了会就动手戳键盘上的2…戳完发现 嘿 屏居然动了！我就接着连戳了好几回 屡试不爽 突然！那屏被卸了 后面探出个大叔脑袋 哀怨滴看着我说 姑娘 这坏了我们正修呢 你别再戳了…
10.今天去逛街，碰到一对超级有爱的父女！2岁地小萝莉缠着爸爸让抱抱，帅哥爸爸说：这是步行街，不让抱，只让走！^_^
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
