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1等车的时候太冷,男朋友就左晃右晃的,我说你是企鹅啊?他说嗯啊。。。然后过了好久,他咳了两下,我问感冒啦?他说我是企鹅啊。。。。。。过了一会我才反应过来这二货是要加我为好友。。。。。。

2、年前公司一个女同事刚买了车,开了没几天赶上下雪了,走立交桥上自己给撞护栏上了,就打电话报保险,保险公司的来了拍了照,和她说先开桥下去,在这阻碍交通。她就上车继续开、保险公司的后面开车跟着,结果这大姐一下没刹住车,追尾了,保险公司的下车继续拍照,这时候,被追尾那大哥惊呼:牛逼啊,后面就跟着个保险公司!

3、走在小区中,不能割!!!楼上有户人家晒在外面的连衣裙飘了下来,刚好掉在我的眼前,把老子屎都吓出来了!!!!一下子还以为哪个不长眼的跳楼自杀了!!!

4、办公室里他们探讨半天睡觉左侧卧好,还是右侧卧好,什么压迫心脏啊,什么消化系统啊,我说 是不是取决于媳妇儿睡哪边?!他们楞了下 全部点头示意,轻松hold住全场…

5、楼主高中生,有一撒比同桌……割……一日语文课,楼主对二货同桌说,我睡会,你看老师,结果同桌说,我也困了,睡吧,没事,老师来了会叫醒我们的。。。

6、家有小正太一枚,调皮捣蛋。。。誓死不割。。。今天我姐训他,再不听话晚上不让你上床。果然见效,小外甥老老实实的呆在那。。惯例不是gc。。。我姐夫在沙发上幽幽的对我姐说了一句:你这句话已经吓了两代人啦。。。。

7、今天无聊看附近的人 搜到一个人的个人说明:一百米以内的就不要加了 用喊的就行。。遂撺掇一同事 在楼道里大喊一声那人微信名 毫无动静 结果过一会儿再搜那人说明后面多了一句同性勿扰。。

8、昨天晚上一个陌生号码给我打电话,那女的各种哭,说怎么怎么想我,怎么怎么爱我,我发挥糗百精神,没两下就给哄乐了,她说要和我在一起,我愉快的答应了,突然她挂了电话,发短信说打错了, 打 错 了…… 说好的幸福呢?


9、昨天楼上有个妹子来我家借用厕所 ,进去半天了没动静。我就喊了声:“没事吧你?”妹子弱弱的回答:“你能帮我个忙么?突然来事了,帮我买包那啥吧。”秒懂,去买了一包回来从门缝递给了她,完事后她弱弱的说:“太谢谢你了,今天没办法办法报答你了,过几天吧。”卧槽,我该怎么理解这句话?

10.身为一个成功人士必须与大家分享,经过多年的打拼如今终于被人称为老板,而且被众人熟知。如今最大的乐趣就是天天驾车兜风于各个大街小巷,有时只要听见我来了连五楼的客户都会不由自主的探出身子给我打招呼:嗨!老板……啤酒瓶收不?

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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