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1.爸。。我错了。。我不该在众多茶叶中拿了最贵的。。,我也不知道你的茶叶可以贵到1500一两。。我错了爸。我不应该拿它煮茶叶蛋还一不小心放了很多。。但是爸。。。咱能别嚎了么。。门还没有关。。邻居都上来了

2.光棍节出来冒个泡。。。没有哥哥哥。。。本人呆呆呆妹纸,给笔记本买了个散热器,然后用了大半年发现,次奥,这玩意居然还有个开关。。

3.“全场都两块,买啥啥两块,挑啥啥两块”“这多少钱?”“五块”“......”别说就我碰到过...

4.和男朋友恋爱,父母不知道我恋爱。。。。。。。。。有次家里包饺子,我打电话跟男朋友说,他说他也想吃,叫我拿给他,他到楼下等我。。。。。我不敢当着爸妈的面拿出去。。。。。。。到了楼下,男朋友看我两手空空,问饺子呢?。。。。我打开嘴巴,塞着满满的饺子


5.妈的,搜了一上午的充气娃娃,没一个打折的……淘宝根本就是骗子…


6.我老妈跟我说:我跟你爸之所以到现在还没离婚是因为我们谁都不想要你的抚养权。。。


7.小时候妈妈带我去裁缝店,看到桌上有电熨斗,告诉我这个千万不能摸。于是,我上去舔了一口。


8.我想说我小时候学二胡,年龄小又爱显摆,路上看到拉二胡要饭的,我替他拉了一下午


9.婆婆去儿子家给儿子媳妇做饭————咯咯咯咯————吃饭时媳妇奉承婆婆,一个劲的问婆婆怎么做的那么好吃。婆婆说:"之所以那么好吃,因为里面有一样特殊的东西,你知道是什么吗?"媳妇答笑着点点头:"恩,是爱。"婆婆翻了一个白眼:"爱你个头,是豆瓣酱!"

10.天早上,烧好水刚拎起水壶,回身见到睡眼朦胧的老婆,想到昨天她的小错,开始教育。


  两分钟了,老婆乖巧地一言不发,未作任何狡辩。暗自得意:老婆认识到错误了?


  水壶拎久了累,结束教育转身要走,听见老婆小声嘟囔:“要不是看你拿开水,老娘和你拼了!”


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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