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2、那天下雪，经过公园，看见一男子带大概4岁的儿子在玩雪，两个人玩的各种嗨，然后以后对话如下………咯咯咯咯………爸爸：等等我们玩完雪去看电影，儿子：为什么阿，爸爸：电影院有暖气，我们去把衣服吹干，要不然回家咱俩都的挨你妈骂，好有爱的父子两
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4、刚下车把车门锁住了，钥匙也落车里。车内三岁的侄女还在睡觉。我用力拍车窗把侄女叫醒，对她大喊：“你在里面等着我，我回家拿备用钥匙 等着我啊！”。只见侄女缓缓摇下车窗：“你说啥？” 。 我“。。。。。。”
5、就刚刚给附近一女的发信息说我二十五了，她问我是谁，我说雷锋，她来句快了，我问啥快了，尼玛她说雷锋二十八就死了。。。
6、高三下学期刚开始，校长和各班班主任蹲墙角抓翻墙外出包夜的学生。凌晨4、5点，一行十几人全部翻墙进来后，抓捕行动开始，年级组唯一的罗圈腿同学也在这一行人中，是5班的，就听5班班主任指着一个飞奔的身影喊：那个不用追了，我知道他是谁••••
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10、寝室一妹子买了条花内裤，瞅着挺霸气，我问她“你怎么买了这样一条内裤，不是你风格啊！”妹子答到“装逼用的！！”突然就觉得真是一语双关…………
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
