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1、说个我同事的,割她一身肥肉。她在空间大谈减肥经验:过了晚上六点就不吃东西,平时少吃米饭,多吃菜。少吃肉,多吃鱼。一个星期至少去三次健身房,每次最少运动半小时。做快走和动感单车这样的有氧运动。如此坚持了一个月!最终胖了一斤。

2、上班中午休息,就去网吧消遣,因为旁边有所大学,网吧人很多。抢个位置赶紧来开撸。突然网吧出现了以下对话。
一个妹子大喊:德玛,快来救我,我被人围了。
一男生大声喊到:你爱不爱我?
妹子答道:爱!
“好嘞,德玛来了。”男生大喊说道。
顿时网吧笑声一片。
笑着笑着突然好怀恋大学时的生活。。。

3、和5岁女儿睡午觉……

  一哥们来电话:“干嘛呢?”

  我说:“和别人媳妇睡觉呢!”

  那哥们很惊讶:“那你老婆呢?”

  我说:“旁边看电视……”

  哥们凌乱中……

4、说个前段时间的事,隔了,,家里的灯突然不亮了,要么就是接触不实,一闪一闪的,都拿它没辙,寻思换个,后来老公就装作漫不经心的在跟我聊天,突然他立刻开灯,尼玛,灯亮了,他说一定要趁灯不注意的时候开它,不然它会有戒备的,我想说你是猴子请来的逗比么?

5、妹妹恋爱了,她男朋友是外地的。
老妈说:“你找什么样的对象我不管,我只有一个要求。”
妹妹问:“什么要求?”
老妈又说:“他那里麻将打法必须和我们这里一样!”
我和我妹妹,我妹妹的男朋友,都惊呆了。。。

6、记得小学的时候,老师让用"好像"造句,结果我一小伙伴华丽丽的写了一句 “我好像是个人”


7、早上陪同学到银行补卡,是这样割?遇上一漂亮萌妹纸客服,吊丝同学语无伦次了。妹子问您办什么业务,同学答补办身份证,身份证!;这不是gc。妹子一愣,噢,那你把银行卡复印一下,银行卡!你们两是一见钟情,天生一对吗?

8、今天,家里安排相亲,我和女 的一见如故。 最后女的说了一句让我肾 疼的话,以后我就是你的右手。。。。

9、某女同学,警察,寻寻觅觅千百度终得如意郎君,欲择良辰吉日大婚。在一次扫黄行动中,亲手将男友抓获。大家都想安慰她,但都没敢,怕笑场。


10、同样一件衣服,穿在我身上是吊丝装,穿在她身上就成女神装了,衣服对不起,衣服我错怪你了

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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