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1.有一种人,在TA的一生中,只有在买东西时,才会被人叫帅哥或者美女。.....



2.和同事吃饭'第一次去的餐厅''''''哥革葛镉''''''点菜后坐等'比我们晚的都上菜了'同事坐不住了'唤来服务员:你好'我第一次来不懂规矩'我想问问我们是不是坐观众席上了?




3.背景:地铁上,有个妇女抱着小孩子。

突然孩子想要尿尿,无奈妇女说:“各位谁那里有空瓶子啊?我孩子要尿尿。帮个忙吧。”环视周围,都没有。在失望之际,一位帅哥掏出一个小袋子撕开,拿出一个套套,g潮来了,只见他将套套撸开(你懂滴)伸到小孩子的JJ下,尿完了才半套,此神人顺手熟练的打了一个结。系上了。尼玛啊,神人啊 ,一点尿味都没有还有淡淡的水果香气。



4.同学在网店上买东西,八天未发货,遂大怒,此为背景。。。。。同学:你太没信誉了!!!这都八天了还不发货!!!我要投诉你!客服:亲,请稍等一下我去查查交易记录。(两分钟后~)亲,原来送货地址写XXX@sina.com.cn的傻B就是你阿。。。幸会幸会。。




5.一句话不割 我喜欢上相亲了 因为相亲我买新衣服我妈不说




6.电影院看电影有吃爆米花的,吃薯片各种小零食的,你见过看电影抱着猪蹄儿啃的吗………擦,有个二货女朋友我有什么办法,




7.在东北最容易引起斗殴的两句话:1、你瞅啥?? 2、瞅你咋地。


8.今天去便利店买包子,好多种馅的,让老板帮我拿一个梅菜包。。。。。。隔。。。。。。只见老板茫然了一会,抄起一根扎烤肠的签子,戳了一个无辜的包子一下,然后放嘴里面品了品说不是这个,然后一脸严肃的把签子伸向了另一个包子。。。。。。




9.QQ太强大了。。。。用QQ通讯录恢复功能把这几年删除的电话都恢复过来了 电话本一下子多出了好多“老公” 赶紧删了




10.工科男,班级有七个女生!咯咯咯咯!一次同学一起吃饭!一哥们问我说:听说你们班有七仙女?我一仰头一杯酒入喉后,回了句,"那他妈的哪是七仙女,简直是江南七怪!"

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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