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1/单位前段时间来了个小美女。。。刚才临下班小美女掉了5块钱,A君捡起来笑嘻嘻的说今晚哥哥陪你,友情价5元。小美女笑了,一次5块?A君不假思索,是的。。。刷!小美女捏了张100的出来凑近了A君说,今晚我要20次。。。。。

2/今天等车时遇到一对七岁滴小双胞胎,我问她们谁大些,小男孩说,“她是姐姐,还比我矮”;然后小女孩漫不经心滴来了句,“我麻麻让我故意长矮点,以后好穿高跟鞋。”瞬间石化……

3/大家懂的。。大学的公共课。。很水。。有门课老师又特好说话。。开课就说他不爱点名。期末开卷考。。他没想到我们学院太放肆。这才上了三四节。本该二百多人的课今天就去了二三十个。。上课铃打了好久他问人来齐了啊?下面说齐了。。他低头酝酿了半天。。说。。你们会遭报应的。。

4/弟弟比我还懒,跟我逛街总是不提东西,每当这时候我就跟他假装情侣然后大声的说,迩居然要一个孕妇提东西,以前他总是乖乖的提过去,现在变聪明了,居然给我回一句,孩子又不是我的,!!!!!!

5/我同桌的钥匙总是用一根黑色的绳子戴在脖子上,有一天我发现变成了鲜红色,我问他,干嘛换一根绳子呢。他说,没换,只是洗了下!

6/老婆的4个闺蜜来我家小住。晚上吃饭的时候看着这一帮MM。我扭头对着俺妈问道:要是都是您儿媳您高兴么?他老人家斜视了我一眼说到-----我怕你活不长、、.............

7/以后再也不给精神病人治牙了,站我门口敲个铁盆子唱了一天 感恩的心!擦,我算是出名了!

8/唉。。。要是睡觉前有起床时的疲劳,起床前有睡觉前的精神。。。估计很多事都不是事了。。

9/幼师妹纸,上厕所换姨妈巾的时候,有小朋友看到了,全班宝宝疯传老师屁股流血了,这不是高潮,放学家长来校门口接孩子时,一宝宝说:老师你裙子后面有粉笔灰我帮你拍拍,这时一小姑娘怒斥:你轻点,老师屁股都流好多血啦!世界安静了

10/某天无聊和女友去逛街、看到个算命的,就非要让我去算一下。结果那大师算出来我命犯桃花,容易一脚踏两船,一定要买个什么挂件才能破,否则肯定出轨。结果女友华丽的拉起我就走,说不用破了,我就是那小三,

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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