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1.前几天跟老婆去KF,小旅馆,隔音很差的说。老婆在用那个老式电脑上网,那真的很慢的呀,她在哪里捣鼓了半天了,我们2个都急死。我等不了说了一句:老婆别上网了,上我吧。 声音有点大。不料隔壁传来一声小但清晰的声音:老婆,我跟隔壁想法一样……



2.一女生军训期间被教官带出灌醉后槑槑。”此女生一觉醒来,发现身在宾馆,不知被何人施暴,直到看到了身边的豆腐块……




3.一同事喜欢看恐怖电影,看完后又各种想象!一次晚上和她妈一起回家,楼梯中同事又想到电影中各种灵异情节,突然神经质地回头来句:妈,如果我的头突然掉下来,你害怕吗?黑暗中她老妈面无表情很淡定的回道:你以为我是你妈吗?




4.首次发,刚刚坐公交车,一中年人好像是没刷上卡,司机让重刷,中年人不刷,然后吵了几句,咯咯咯咯,这时,有个老人开始说那中年人,说,别特麽跟司机吵,一车人安全你负责得起?你个贱人,贱人,中年人被两句贱人骂的火了,站起来了,老人一看,华丽丽来了一句,你准备好钱再打,没钱就别打,你个贱人…




5.刚才下课人忒多一男的胳膊肘碰到我胸部啊,胸罩瞬间凹进去了啊。不敢用手掏啊,挺了一路也没挺回来。




6.一句话,暗恋N久的女神今天向我表白了。说要对我负责,有效期80年




7.简短不割,早上去超市买面包当早餐,售价¥3.5,我给了售货员20块,她找给我¥15.5。出于礼貌我原地站着深情的看着她,结果她理直气壮的大声重复了一边“3块5”。我想问一句,是谁赐予她的霸气和智慧?




8.本人夜总会上班的,场子里公主的制服是没有口袋的,所以她们放东西都是塞罩罩里的。。每天上班都是看着姑娘们从罩罩里掏钱,掏手机。。


那天一美女同事。。说让我帮她拿下东西,然后我眼睁睁的看着她悠悠从罩罩里掏出手机'现金'唇膏'指甲剪'睫毛膏还有钥匙。。。叮当猫。。。



9.新生学弟被学长猛追,对大学失去信心了,跳楼了




10.男人最冷静淡然的时候,就是撸完管的那一刻。利用这个短暂的时间,去想一想你看不透的人,事,物。这时的男人无欲无求,心境豁达……

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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