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1.。。简短割不起。。。还记得小时候玩堆俄罗斯方块那游戏机吗?玩着玩着沒电了,然后把电池扣下来咬咬,然后装上又可以玩一会了。



2.老公和老婆正在家聊天,聊着聊着

回忆起了童年。
  老公说:“我六岁时在幼儿园曾
和女孩子玩过家家的游戏。”
  老婆问:“你当时是不是给了那
个女孩三颗糖?”
  老公大惊:“你怎么知道的?”
  老婆大怒:“有两颗糖里面包的
是石头!”



3.一句话,当下zhong 国,di制什么货都没有di制蠢货来的迫在眉睫!




4.昨晚邪恶的一阵狂撸把老公撸直了,他还在享受中,本人以迅雷不及掩耳之势从身后拿了把尺子对准JJ量了下,靠!才8cm,糗百上动不动吹牛说自己JJ20cm的人不是坑爹么!!!
ps








5.大一的时候上语文课,每周两节课,第一节在一楼上,第二节在四楼上……格格吉祥,每次在一楼上完课,男生就直接从窗户跳出去,有一次,我们在四楼上课,老师说下课,一个男生刚睡醒,站起来开窗户就要跳,结果被我们班好几个男生硬给拉回来




6.朋友开车外出被一交警阻拦,交警看到驾照无奈的说,你甘肃的人,拿着江西的驾照,开着天津的车,在河北违章,你让我怎么办!


7.老婆怀孕4个月了,为了防辐射,特意买了仙人球放电脑边上,就算没用也图个心安,可是,一个月不到,她就养死两个仙人球了!我突然觉得我的孩子好危险……




8.是不是男银一看到女银弯腰''总是会条件反射的往她胸部瞟去捏'''


9.中秋节要到了,本人现居广东,很喜欢吃云腿月饼,但此处没有云腿月饼卖。。。新手,这样割咩。。。。前两天网上订购了四个品种的云腿共计十六个,现在收到月饼只有八个,问客服回答说:月饼不要一次吃太多,容易长胖,亲,先吃着8个,另外8个下次发货,,,,尼玛,,,你是考虑有多周到。。




10.我家鸡在走廊里拉屎,拉完咯咯咯咯的叫,我爸火了,指着老母鸡:厨房的蘑菇很寂寞,中午你想不想跟它一起作伴。。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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