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1.男人喜欢女人有肉肉的手感像新馒头,却要骨感身材文文弱弱我见尤怜。男人喜欢女人咬肛上下左右前后各种姿势娴熟专业,却又要求女人纯洁,不懂人事,羞答答的粉木耳。男人希望女的工作好收入高,回家后却三从四德。男人希望女的皮肤娇嫩像煮鸡蛋,却要女的洗衣做饭打扫卫生饱受摧残。男的要女的白白嫩嫩白里透红,却要女的买菜陪看球晒太阳。。。。。。



2.老婆是话务员 ,晚上说梦话,仔细一听不知道给谁讲业务,偶尔听到什么套餐的,我看她可爱的就亲了一下,结果她蹦出一句“““这位客户请您不要亲我,如果您没有其它业务请您挂机好吗?“““




3.Lz一日坐公交车。割了、、、见一齐B小短裙MM屁股翘的特诱人。于是心中一想干脆摸了。再用眼神看男盆友把这事嫁祸给男盆友。就在伸手之际。手被男盆友抓住了、抓、、、住、、、了、!




4.郭敬明发了条微博:你们就当我是中国的N……粉好了。我就是曾经在天安门看升国旗哭了的人,我就是每次看奥运听见国歌就眼红哽咽的人,我就是曾经半夜看网上北京奥运圣火传递时,中国人保护火炬的图片,看得嚎啕大哭的人。你们不用怀疑,这种人是存在的。我的祖国确实有很多问题,但这并不影响我毫无保留地爱它,为它自豪。


网友神回复:卧槽,谁TM一米四的时候不是爱国爱得死去活来的啊!





5.他今天晚上吃米粉的时候看到前面桌的人往碗里倒胡椒粉,瓶子都一样,结果这二货看也不看拿起自己桌上的瓶子也往碗里倒,完了低头一看,倒了一碗的牙签。。。


6.某天晚上想买零食吃,妈咪制止,问我:“你不减肥了?”我说:“嗨…反正我有男朋友,有人要了…”然后我妈看着我好久,说了句特励志的话:“不想换了?”


7.一句话.爷是割...军训第一天第一个小时.教官中暑呕吐晕厥倒地...


8.昨天出差某城市,入住一个隔音效果真心不好的宾馆。。。。。。。。。。。旁边房间开房的是一男一女,为了压住ooxx的声音,他们把电视声音放的超大。。。。可是拜托你们敢不敢不要放我最喜欢看的中国好声音?只听到主持人富有激情的报幕:接下来让我们听听中国最好的声音!然后旁边房间那女的啊啊欧欧。。。。。。。。


9.发烧39.5℃ 打了两天吊瓶 还是难受 想想也有几天没撸了 撸了一管 睡了一觉 烧退了…


10.公车交上,一个时尚MM因老太婆上车时挤了她一下,两人吵起来了。MM说:“你必须跟我说对不起。”

  老太婆说:“对不起!我不是故意的。”

  MM说:“你不够诚意,给我跪着磕个头这事就算了!”

  老太婆当然不肯啦。

  一旁人说:“您就磕个好了!就当是上错坟了!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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