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1.我算命大么。。。。歌声里。。。。老妈不想太早要孩子,带着钱要打掉我,走路上想喝汽水就买了喝,结果到医院发现就差了一瓶汽水钱。才有了现在的我。。。

2.大学有个山东的室友,人称东哥,平时巨爱打球,随叫随到……背景完,要唱歌么……某学期秘密做了痔疮手术,多数人都不知道,几次喊打球被拒后,大家都很奇怪。一日众友提起此事,究其原因 ,某知道内幕的人在旁悠悠地说:东哥最近养花呢…花呢……




3.我想说,这么大的中国这么多人,竟然能设计出如此N……的铁道部官方网站,以至于每次放假买票我都想把铁道部上上下下的人们的祖宗问候一边。


4.小时候总听别人对我说:“现在长的不好看没关系,过几年长开了就好看了。”十几年过去了,我想,我是想开了……




5.现在的社会是可以这么比喻滴~

一农夫捡了个鸡蛋大的宝石想交给国王。@捧腹网 于是把它交给县长,县长一看,换成金蛋交给了市里,;市里一看,换成银蛋交给省里...最后变成了货真价实的鸡蛋到了皇帝那。皇帝一看,毕竟是子民的一番心意,于是奖励农民100万,然后100万变10万,10万变1万,农民从县里拿来1元钱奖励时高兴的哭了、、


















6.偶遇一美女一顿海聊果断成功,约好第二日吃完饭然后……(不解释),吃饭时嘴欠问了下哪里人,结果…结果…跟偶是一个地方的,还是一个镇,更嘴欠的是我问了句XXX认识么?美女果断兴奋,那是我外甥…有天理没,那可是我哥…这还不是gc,饭中我们聊的很开心,结束时美女问了句:咱们还出去么?当时崩溃…姑啊,回家洗洗睡吧…


7.早上出门遛狗,狗跑了,追了好长时间。没追上~~~忽然发现自己迷路了……这时家里来电话,我急忙说:“狗丢了”老爸说:“狗回来了,你在哪?”我一愣说:“那……我丢了……”


8.发给刚刚的…割…去银行,看到一幕:一年轻人对着柜台经理吼到:妈的,我账号怎么多了2w!我艹!妈的我告你们,告你们恐吓!…


我震精了…

9.如果说我让日本人赚的钱可以造一发炮弹,那我给国家交的税早就能造一百发了,一百发对他一发,你怕个球。你之所以怕,是因为我交的税没变成炮弹,变成茅台了。你不去找拿了我们税款还搞丢钓鱼岛的人,却跑过来怪我买了日货,什么逻辑?



10.怀孕以来,没去看过男女,都是正常的检查。离生不远了,还有一个月。昨天晚上,老公很严肃的说:“老婆,一定要生个女儿!”我一脑袋问号,搞不清楚状况。老公解释道:“我朋友跟咱订了四个娃娃亲了,你都认识的,脾气不错,长相不错,收入更不错的。到时候咱闺女随便挑一个!”

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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