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1.高中电脑课,一哥们坐在倒数第二排偷偷摸摸的上黄网,上了会想起后排有两个女同学,回头一看两女的满脸通红的,见他回头就骂他XXX你好恶心啊。他笑笑接着看,过了一会心里有些不安,又回头看看,只见四个女生坐在一起骂她,XXX你好恶心啊。



2.开学了,班里很多新来的小朋友都哭着要找妈妈,有个小朋友一直坐在那玩,时不时还会跑过来跟我说,老师我很乖我不哭。直到中午,他把玩具都玩了一遍,喜羊羊也看完了,走过来,含着泪对我说,老师,怎么办,我突然很想哭了怎么办?




3.今天与一兄弟走过女生宿舍楼下见一女生没戴
XZ站在阳台上晒衣服,瞬间我兄弟来了句同学请把你的XZ戴上,一下自己躲起来了,留我一人于那女生对视!当场崩溃



4.勺 鱼岛好便宜,1.66亿买6.3平方公里,相当于26.35元一平方米!!!(我还没算周面岛屿)弱弱的问一句:我能不能买点?


5.医科大学学生…………………听说有一男一女在图书馆某角落光着身子被人抓到…被抓到时,这两货竟然说他们是在研究人体穴位……




6.我是左撇子~~~~~~~~~~~今天有个黑人在我对面吃拉面,他先用右手吃,看我在用左手,然后他一脸好像明白了什么似的,立马换左手,他好像觉得还是不对劲。最后他拿两双筷子连吃带喝勉强吃完了……哎!筷筷你也难为人……


7.小侄子三岁,不愿上幼儿园,走到门口,对他妈妈说:"我不进去了,在这守着摩托车,别让人偷了,你进去吧!"




8.一句话,,,文科专业,, ,昨天有个男生翘课了,他的理由是教室里没有男的,呆不下去了…


9.发个大学舍友淘宝的事吧
寝室有个妹子巨爱淘宝
有次买东西跟店主沟通
想打一句"我已付款完毕"
结果不知道她手怎么哆嗦了一下
打出了一行"我付款我牛逼"
过了N久
店家回复"。。。你牛逼"














10.问:世界上最大的单相思是什么?答:我爱我的祖国。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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