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2.手机来短信了：您尾号****的银行卡收入工资3125元，活期余额3128元。。。。五分钟后又来短信：您尾号****的银行卡ATM取现3100元，活期余额28元………………媳妇咱能让我捂一会吗？
3.本人今年三十，总计相亲64次。遇到同班同学四次，遇到以前就认识的三次，遇到女神级别的两次，遇到女魔级别的十次，我妈看顺眼的60次，我看顺眼的九次，见光死的大概二十次，相处以后无疾而终的约十次，热恋无果的两次，被人死磕不放的0次，我死磕别人三次。
十年人生见闻阅历，大概都在相亲中一览无余
4.lz带着四岁儿子和3岁侄女去kfc打滑梯玩，儿子被别的小女孩一把从滑梯上拽下来了，没多高摔的不重我就没去管。儿子就一边哭一边回头喊：你等着！我让我妹妹过来打你！然后跑到他妹妹那诉苦，只见我侄女撸胳膊挽袖子，上去一把把那小女孩也给拽下来了，我。。。。
5.楼主高中老师，教的其中一个班特别活跃，尤其是后排几个男生经常起哄。我课下叫了其中一个男生问，你们班主任的课也敢这么起哄啊。他回答，那得分情况，要是月初刚发工资那几天看老班红光满面的就敢起哄，要是月末看见他在办公室吃泡面就不敢了。我拍拍他肩膀说，孩子们，我觉得你们能成大器！
6.CNT，割了那个内急的~今天在公司上厕所，我那个坑的门是坏的，关不上，我就一边蹲一边用手拉着里面的把手，正使劲，突然一个很急的哥们从门外面猛地一拉，你没有猜错，把老子拉出去了，我操~~
7.春节亲戚见面，寒暄最多的一句话：
年前是“什么时候回来的？”，
年后是“什么时候走？”
其实人家都只是随口问问，不是真心想知道……
所以你就随便回：
“前两天回来的”，
“过两天走”
8.说个小时候的，小学听写词语，一代天骄，我写成了一代天娇，我以为会挨骂，结果同桌写的是一代天妖，后来老师大发雷霆。一打听才知道，语文课代表写的是一袋天蕉。。。。
9.和女友恋爱3年，今天去见老丈人，，，，歌唱祖国，，，，老丈人和丈母娘都挺好说话，晚饭和老丈人喝酒侃大山，得知他是我们这片的王老吉销售经理，哥一下子就清醒了，因为我送的东西里有两箱加多宝，，，，，
10.今天下班在电梯遇到母子俩，……趁早割了那目测七八岁的小男孩……电梯一关门，孩儿他妈就教育孩子：以后不许这样啦，要有礼貌，不许再叫老婆。我正琢磨这小孩儿挺猛啊，这么小就调戏小女孩，结果他妈下一句直接让我严重内伤：要叫老师！以后不许看到人家漂亮就叫老婆！
大婶儿，快，给来颗大还丹！
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
