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1.小时候，偷了爸爸五块钱（钱就放在席子底下），一个星期都不敢用，后来又放回去了，因为，钱的面额太大了，，，，
2.老爸跟我说：“昨晚好不容易看到一个喜欢的电视节目，你妈不许我开声音。但我还是坚持看完了。”我问：“什么节目？”，答：“中国好声音。”
3.十八岁时，和几个同学在同学A家玩。天热，A光着膀子，露出一纹身，挺漂亮一小蜥蜴。当时世面见得少啊，挺羡慕就问，纹这玩意多少钱？A答：5000！我们：尼玛这么贵，真假？A：真的！纹这蜥蜴500，我爹看见了给我打断腿住院花了4500，加起来正好5000。。。
4.本人大二，女！高考一不小心报了机电学院，不知道班里就两个女生，却有四十多男生......还不小心当了班长，有事就必须进男寝，夏天很热，男生都穿得少，去之前我就给副班打电话，然后，去的时候总是听到副班长在走廊大吼:”班长来了，穿衣服了......”
5.本人假期在饭店当服务员，昨天下午新来一个服务员小妹，腼腆害羞，昨天去给客人结账，客人比较墨迹，他们吃了149元，非要便宜一点，小妹一紧张说“这样吧，我和老板说说，收你们150行不？”客人“。。。。”
6.家有小贱狗一只，每次带它下楼去嘘嘘它都会把一只后腿翘的比其他小狗都高，有一回它正在嘘嘘，把腿翘太高，尼玛不受控制的翻过去了
7.堂哥家三岁半小正太，老是尿床啊，有次尿床被他妈妈打屁屁了，结果第二天又尿了，还没等他妈妈说话，自己跑抽屉里拿了一把剪刀，捏住自己的小弟弟就要下手啊，他妈妈吓得赶紧制止，问他干嘛，他委屈的回答：留着他也没用，还老是尿床，剪了他
8.刚看新闻＂通过QQ聊天工具，11岁男孩拍下10岁女网友裸照，敲诈100 Q币不成便将裸照在QQ群和微博上发布。＂
9.说起来，花样游泳集体比赛真是一个不容易的项目啊！想想要聚集八个女人训练，一个月能有几天她们是能一齐下水的啊！！！
10.有个电话诈骗的冒充法院的'并说信用卡被透支'这个电话打到朋友的手机上'朋友（女）对骗子说：哥哥你的声音好性感'而且还儒雅'很想和你交个朋友'能不能把你手机号给我'我们私下聊'骗子来了句：严肃点'这里是法院'严肃点！
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
