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1.高考招生咨询——割——一家长打电话过来说:“我女儿长的挺漂亮的,就是高考没考好,能进你们学校吗?”工作人员回答她:“我们的学校也挺漂亮的,就是分数有点高。。。”


2.我每个月工资都比老爸高一点,这是前提,卜歌,上个月底他加班到很晚,我问他怎么加到现在,他说这样我工资就比你高十块钱了,一脸得意啊,我说有必要这样吗,他说,有,因为你威胁到了我一家之主的地位,我…………


3.宝宝小的时候,老公的表妹来探望。表妹说:哇,长得好像我哥!我说:是啊,特别像,尤其吃奶的时候,眼神超像的!大家突然都沉默了。怎么了?我是不是说错了什么。。。

4.地铁站经常有假尼姑兜售开光护身符。有次很女朋友刚出站就不小心跟一个尼姑眼神对上了。只见她拿个小红袋子向我走来:施主……我往后跳了一步大喊一声:师太请自重!!


5.今天去按摩院做按摩, 割哥哥嗝 女老板的三岁女儿不停打扰工作人员的工作,女老板见了,说:快去看,爸爸在泡妞!于是,小姑娘拖着凳子一脸杀气的冲出去了。。。。。。


6.今天老公网购的牛仔衬衫到了,以下是他和我家宝宝的对话:
老公:爸爸穿上帅不?
宝宝:嗯,帅。爸爸,你要是穿上一条牛仔裤就更帅了。
老公这个乐呀,赶紧穿上一条牛仔裤。
宝宝:爸爸,你要是把手插兜里就更帅了。
老公心里美呀,赶紧照做。
最后宝宝说:要是换一个男的穿就更帅了。
老公:。。。。。。


7.一直很奇怪一件事 女生穿比基尼在海滩上怎样耍都没事 但平时穿裙子不小心走个光漏个底确好像天塌下来一样

8. 暑假在超市打工,第一天上班,我负责清洁地板。结果我发现一个女顾客一直盯着我看。 我就问:“阿姨,有什么需要帮你的吗?” 她笑眯眯的说:“没事,你拖地吧,我就是喜欢看男人拿拖把的样子

9.刚刚吃完晚饭和家人去超市买东西,门口一大爷再卖葡萄,两大妈问葡萄多少钱,大爷说3块,然后又问甜不甜啊?大爷振振有词的说当然不甜了,甜的话卖你8,9块了!

10一句话不割,刚等公交车一个7.8岁的小萝莉跑过来和我说了一句让哥泪流满面的话,她说(哥哥你为什么长得这么丑啊?你是不是火星派过来监视地球的啊)我......

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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