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1.去年的时候，在北京一家泰式酒店工作。……不做大哥好多年……当时遇到客人都要行泰式礼问好，就是双手合十，鞠躬说“萨瓦迪卡”，就是你好的意思。很多新来的员工都记不住，那天一客人去餐厅吃饭，正好门口是个新来的男孩，那孩子双手合十都弯下腰去了，就是忘了萨瓦迪卡怎么说，弯着腰愣了一会，看样子憋了够呛，后来抬起头跟客人说了句“阿弥陀佛！”尼玛那大哥脸都抽搐了…
2.刚刚有个小男孩带着两个小女孩来买东西，大概都五六岁的样子，。，。没用过不能隔。，。，买了五个泡泡糖，我送给了他一个，一共六个，他每个小女孩分了三个，然后一起欢快的走了。。我想说单身这么多年的吊丝我是输在了起跑线上！！！
3.今天哥几个去吃自助，去的时候坐电梯，我们七个加上一个操作电梯的服务员一共八个人还没问题呢，可尼玛等我们吃完了，还是我们七个，还是那个服务员，电梯却显示超载了。…… 那服务员笑的那叫一个没心没肺。
4.大学军训的时候，教官很开朗豪放，中间休息的时候，他给一同学10块钱，让他去买包软长（软包长白山烟），结果这货屁颠屁颠跑回来掏出两QQ肠，告诉教官没有软长了，QQ肠行么？然后那货的惨样至今都浮现在我的脑海
5,。公交车上，对面坐一大叔，我正在安静的听着歌，大叔突然从口袋掏出一包咖啡，然后撕开口，倒进了嘴里，嚼啊嚼，咖啡的香味瞬间扑来，我惊呆了，难道这么多年我用水冲咖啡喝的方法是错的？？？
6.前几天不小心把老公茶具里的茶壶给摔碎了，悄悄在淘宝上花三十块钱给他买了个外表看起来一模一样的。昨天货回来了，我取出来一看，天杀的，居然比原来那个小了一圈！今天老公喝茶，捧着茶壶纳闷地看了又看，问了我五遍：“你说这个茶壶是不是变小了？”我被问烦了，厚着脸皮说：“呃，可能是热胀冷缩的缘故吧！”
7.一同学今年上大学，宿舍是那种蹲的坑。刚去很不习惯，一次闹肚子，蹲了很久腿麻了，怎么都站不起来，这货吓得大喊：“我拉瘫了，谁进来帮帮我阿！"…………
8.一觉醒来，看着身旁熟睡着的她。甜蜜的幸福感油然而生，我忍不住偷偷的亲吻了她一口。她睁开迷蒙的眼，四目相接，一记呼啸的耳光响彻整个教室
9.LZ是开旅馆的，介绍完毕……刚刚来我们这里住宿的一男一女，我们服务员给我说:这女的长的要个儿有个儿，要条儿有条儿，脸蛋还好看，怎么找的男的那样啊！我说估计口味重吧！一会儿那男的过来了，给我们要被子，我问他屋里冷吗？他说不冷，我不喜欢和女的盖一床被子，吊丝！你这么吊你妈知道吗？？？
10.不割了。。。。。。。。家有4岁小公主一枚，前几天在幼儿园玩淘气堡玩了半天，突然就哭了。老师忙问“怎么了，宝贝？为什么哭啊？”边抽鼻子边说：太累了。。累了。。
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
