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1.活了20几年,终于有妹子对我说:”我喜欢你”。瞬间泪崩,有木有,之后就是各种语无伦次。深呼吸,弱弱的问了一句:”是真的么” “当然了………………………………又不是只喜欢你一个!”
2. 一句话不割了…我姥爷说,因为我们这几个孩子不着调搞对象,已经耽误他四世同堂了…-_-#
3. 一朋友属跳跃性思维,某天到一小超市,问老板,软中华多少钱?老板答70,又问苏烟呢?回答45,朋友说:哦,那你给我来瓶可乐。老板伸出的手在烟柜里犹豫了半天半天半天
4. 做房奴三年了,昨晚问老婆今年过年可以买件新衣服了吧?老婆说已经给你买了,说完拉开柜子拿出一条男式新内裤在我面前抖了一下又放了回去,说:等过年再穿......
5. 伟大的爱情几乎都是从第一面就注定的。贾宝玉初见林黛玉说的第一句是“这个妹妹我曾见过的”;白娘子初见许仙说的第一句是“公子很像我一个旧识”;秋香初见唐伯虎说的第一句是“我们好像在哪儿见过吧?你看起来好面善”;我媳妇初见我说的第一句是“大哥这附近有厕所吗”。
6. 昨天一同事去银行存钱,存完后,人家告诉她“请对我的服务作出评价”,同事指了指窗口外的小键盘,问“这个吗?”人家微笑着说是,她站起来,弓着腰,对着小键盘喊“非常满意...”周围的人瞬间石化了,他为了化解尴尬,又说了一句“卧槽,竟然不是语音的....”
7. 当卖衣服的阿姨对所有男生都叫帅哥,只对我说小伙子的时候。我就知道差距在哪了。。。哎!
8. 和老公看《风暴》,剧中阿邦把女朋友抗在肩膀上,两个人笑的很happy...割了二货老公...随叫老公把我扛上肩膀试试,二货看了看我说,你要知道,人家抗姚晨那是抗的机关枪,我抗你那是叫我抗大炮呢。。。
9.以前在网上看到说:当你迅雷下载没和你网速同步的时候,只要你默默的把风行、qq旋风或者任意一款下载软件打开,你会发现迅雷的速度瞬间变快!!!今天果断试了一下,我只想说~迅雷你这么屌QQ知道么???
10.帮准丈母娘家擦玻璃,看见二楼离地面也不是太高,就小试身手的跳下去了,媳妇儿以为我失手掉下去了,赶快下楼跑出来,抱着我哭,丈母娘吓坏了,说,嫁给他把,彩礼不要了
11.哎,一眨眼就成叔叔辈了,过年遇见亲戚哥哥姐姐带着小孩来我家走亲戚的,我最喜欢在小朋友高高兴兴看动画片的时候问一句,期末考试考了多少分呀。。。。。。这种痛苦一定要代代相传啊!!!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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