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1.中国以后会出现一个奇观,年轻人无法就业,每天逛公园,老年人没法退休,每天上班。
于是早上的时候,老太婆就喊了:“你上午去公园遛鸟之前,先扶你爸爸去单位上班”。

2.尊重身边的基佬,因为他们会帮你省出两个妹子


3.和妹子相处,要义就是: 若她涉世未深,就带她看尽人间繁华; 若她心已沧桑,就带她坐旋转木马。” 还听到一个说法:“和阿哥相处,要义就是:若他情窦初开,你就宽衣解带;如他阅人无数,你就灶边炉台

4.本人浙江人,喜欢一女生四川辣妹子,各种表白,各种鲜花巧克力,均以失败告终。最终在损友的谋划下,以99包乖媳妇鸡爪成功拿下,歌一下,。
5.公交车上,没座,站在一个带小宝宝的大姐帮边,小宝宝哭啊哭,一扭头盯着我的胸部不哭了,死死盯着,旁边人都顺着宝宝的目光望过来,楼主脸都红了有木有。宝啊,我真的没奶,那都是海绵,海绵!

6.昨天去幼儿园接小外甥,…歌…突然发现一小女孩手里的玩具貌似我以前给他买的,就问他那玩具是不是你的,怎么给别人玩啊!他说:掉她手里了,我说离那么远(俩人最少离5米)你咋掉的?他说:我人掉她手里了…手里了…现在的小孩子伤不起啊

7.我的直接上司是个日本女孩,我的目标是...上了她

8.和女朋友在家楼下接吻真深情。睁开眼看见老爸走来,并且对视一秒。嘴巴还和女朋友挨着。没想到,一秒后我爸头一低,一侧。装作不认识我。事后我叫爸,回来了啊,巨尴尬中。我爸逆天的回了句,吃饱了没。。。。。。。。吃饱了。。。.

9.期末考试 大学 你懂得 那俩杀千刀的监考老师就坐楼主旁边空位 还剩十分钟 班上人都走差不多了 楼主口袋离得小抄拿不出来啊 想死的心都有了 如是不知那根经错了 站起来对那监考老师说:老师 麻烦您出去一下 我要作弊了

我会告诉你老师石化十秒然后真的出去了吗??

10.小妞我一日和朋友聊天,朋友是男的-----背景介绍完毕------朋友说‘没有妹纸的日子难熬啊!你给我找一个呗’,我‘现在好妹纸都名花有主了,我上哪给你找?’,朋友‘要不你去拆一对,我要女的,你要男的。’,我‘你缺不缺德啊!’,朋友‘拆一对,成两队,这是行善积德的事,佛祖会原谅你的。。。。。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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