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再由于，系统说安倍晋三太短，不允许发出来，故以下为附送
1.某天和老妈看新闻，主持人说“有个少年用几天时间利用网络赚了五十万……”老妈转向我说“你看看人家！” 接着主持人又说“但是等待他的将是法律的制裁！”…………我妈“……………”
2.一日为了给两岁大的闺女说明果冻直接吞掉是很危险的，于是给她来了个现场演示，果断被噎住，孩子当场都看呆了。
3.北京站，真实情景。一女的在地铁站由于穿着过于清凉导致她一路上和谁碰撞都骂别人色狼，结果有一男的不忍辱骂大声吼道，“还没我胸大呢，我犯得着非礼你吗？”
4.刚看个新闻∶青岛公厕为游人方便免费提供卫生纸，然后不出所料，一天用掉两千米…
5.一句话不割。狗血电视剧女主角被刺后，无限煽情挣扎中，家中6岁LoLi一把关了电视，念念有词：破电视，都10多分钟还不死。
6.还记得高考完那年，老爸帮我搬宿舍。宿舍楼门口的老师以“家长不得入内”为由，把我拦下了，让我爸进去了。
7.家有4岁小萝莉一枚——————朋友夸女儿很漂亮，我谦虚下说没有啦，看她胖的。女儿不高兴华丽丽的回了句：又没夸你，你谦虚啥
8.表哥家有一四岁小正太。。。。。割。。一天，表哥去幼儿园接他，发现他正拉着一小萝莉的手，小正太扭头发现爸爸在身后，慌忙将小萝莉的小手松开，支支吾吾道:我跟她没什么。。。
9.本人暂时还没对象，，，此为背景。。一兄弟说要把他亲妹妹介绍给我，跟我说他妹妹如何的漂亮，如何的可爱，说的哥心动了，遂问他妹妹多大，他说比他小半岁。。于是哥凌乱了，尼玛，亲妹妹啊，有亲妹妹只小半岁的吗，
10.【 实现理想 】 今天听到一句名言，小时候有两个理想，一是当警察，二是当流氓，没想到长大了当了警察,两个理想都实现了。
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
