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N年以来妻子都唠叨着我睡觉时打鼾是有多烦人,我终于在最近花了几十块钱买了点耳塞解决了这个问题。
  我特么再也听不着她的抱怨声了!
——kamsy123

每天早上我都会洗个冷水澡。
  就在我妻子和女儿们一个个终于洗完了他妈的热水澡之后……
——Piss Flap


假如恐怖分子真的在奥运会上发动袭击,至少之后的残奥会不会受到影响。
  其实反而还会有更多的参赛选手了呢……
——Hale85


我家的猫被诊断出有精神分裂。
  这疯货现在有45条命……
——burybob


女友对我说:“你不要再和你的那群哥们儿们去脱衣舞俱乐部了……从现在开始,我决定就在咱们住的这里亲自给你跳脱衣舞!”
  我惊呼:“太棒了!……等下我打电话叫他们过来顺带捎点啤酒来!”
——BachiBawwlz


惊闻电视机遥控器的发明人于96岁的高龄逝世。
  他们有没有试过把他的电池换个方向装装、然后把他往桌板上砸个几下试试看啊?
——Glade Air Freshener To Mask My


妻子说她要离开我,因为我总是拿她当小孩子对待。不过我知道她是走不掉的。
  我关她禁闭不准她出门了。
——Debbie McGhee


看着处于昏迷中的妻子,我摇了摇头,对医生说:“够了,医生,请把机器关掉吧,我放弃希望了……”
  “先生,您太太刚昏迷了六分钟。”
——mike_m


教你如何做一道便宜却鲜嫩一尝的鸽肉饼。
  首先,准备一些面包屑和擀面杖。
  然后,带着面包屑和擀面杖去公园里……
——stallion sd

我绝不想要一对拉拉当家长,倒不是因为我恐同或者什么的,只是因为不想来来回回地被同一句“问你妈去”打发走啊!
——Dogbite66


Facebook创始人扎克伯格已和他的女友普莉希拉·陈结婚。
  可喜可贺、可喜可贺,看来尽管银行里存着几十个亿,他却还是坚持网上购物呢。
——bungholebuster(在中国我们通常只熟悉越南的邮购新娘,而在美国,中国也是常见来源地之一)






扎克伯格在28岁生日后很快举行了婚礼,据报他的生日礼物包括当时还是未婚妻所送的一块手表、父母送的一件毛衣、以及我们所有人的信用卡号码……
——peeps
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(扎克伯格是谁可以看上一则笑话,我又想起今年的英语四级考试题了by小天)



我本来都快要发出来那个关于上周在海德公园被奸杀的年轻金发妞儿的笑话了。
  然后我突然想起来,警方还没找到她的尸体来着……
——Jokemon


今早,我在警察局醒来,全无昨夜的一切记忆。
  嘛,下次执勤时,真不能再喝了……
——WTD


英国一家水族馆声称他们养了全球第一条吃素的鲨鱼。
  要不然就是他们想整一下他们的水缸清洁员……
——SomeBozo


我问一个算命的能不能测下我的未来,突然她脸色刷白地站起了身,转身拔腿就从房间里跑了出去,于是我抄起水晶球追了过去把这臭婊子给砸死了。
  不过,不知道她之前是看到了什么呐?
——tdfboy

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