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1.说个以前的。几年前跟老妈去逛宜家,看见毛绒大象特别喜欢,但是卖199块钱。当时是懂事小萝莉一枚,于是在大象面前留恋许久,没买。在收款台排队的时候有点闷闷不乐,老妈看出来了,说,你喜欢就买呗,让你爸给你出钱。我说那多不好啊!老妈说,有什么不好的,我教你,你就说“你藏在抽屉里的钱被我发现了,要是不给我买大象我就给你告诉我妈去!”


2.昨晚陪领导吃饭,领导的千金坐在我旁边(二十岁左右的妹子),她穿一条短裙,露半截大腿的那种……割……我夹了块肉,结果手一滑,肉刚好“啪”的一声掉在她大腿上,我当时不知道想什么,第一时间用手抓住肉然后往嘴里塞……

3.今天坐长途车,天然气的那种,半路去加气,到了加气站,司机一脸严肃的对我们说:“大家暂时不要接打电话,会产生静电,万一引发爆炸,大家分散的东一块西一块的,挂的树上什么的都是,今天恐怕就到不了家了。。。”

4.刚才听到4岁儿子和两岁半女儿的对话:
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“我告诉我妈妈你打我!”
“告就告呗,等下我叫我妈妈打死你妈妈!”

我不要打死我自己 = =。。不孝子们!


5.今天在校园里溜达,看见大四的摆摊卖东西…舍不得割jj…看见一个姐姐把一个大镜子放在地上卖(估计是怕立着碎了)然后自己站在镜子旁边吆喝,这不是GC.GC是姐姐你穿着裙子啊,你蓝色的内内被围观的人看个通透啊


6.今晚十点可以查高考分了----0----我说晚上十点可以看分,我妈说,我们要避开高峰期,那就晚上十二点看吧, 我:... 我爸说,还是明早起来看,睡醒了才有力气哭, 我:... 不带这样的阿,


7.记得当年一同学高考当日缺考跑去烧烤,多年后得知他的烧烤连锁店已经在邻市开分店了。原来命运早已注定…………


8.打电话
A:你JB在哪呢
B:我JB在裤衩里呢
A:我TM问你在哪呢
B:我跟我JB在一块儿呢

9.对于每秒13M的网速,一年约1000 新台币(人民币约210元)的价格,台湾民众表示,速度太慢,收费太高.. 评:如此说来,大陆人民情何以堪..

10.我们这有好奇心狠强的老师,每次他监考经过你面前的时候,你只要小声的说,:诶,这题好难啊,他的好奇心就来了,就会凑过来更你讲解

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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