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【看爸爸去哪儿,看到浓妆艳抹的张亮后...】


【奥巴马身边的手语翻译就是认真】



【美女,等等我】
昨天在学校,看见舍友在我前面走着,刚下课,人很多,楼主男,这是背景……
我嘲讽的大声喊道“美女,等等我”,
结果我舍友没转过头,倒是一大群女生转过来盯着我等待下文,
顿时我就不敢走了!我真不是故意的,
还有,话说怎么是个女生都转头呢?

【你太看的起你老公了】
有天和老婆探讨出轨的问题。我问:要是那天我出轨了你会怎么样?
老婆迷茫了一下。突然很兴奋的说:你最好找个不在她身上花钱的,
让她给你身上花钱。这样我每个月就不用给你钱了。
我只想说:老婆,你太看的起你老公了。
要是我有那本事也不会到28岁还没骗来一个愿意做我老婆的女人。

【你怎么一点反应也没有】
公交车下来后,听见前面的一对情侣,
那女的说:“你以后在公交车上别乱摸我,车上那么多人,
摸得好痒啊”,
那男的说:“车上我在玩手机啊,另一只手扶着栏杆啊?”
然后那男的很大声的说:“你怎么一点反应也没有!”

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这年头,老大与老二PK,受伤的并非是对方,而是老三!就比如:王老吉PK加多宝,和其正消失了;可口PK百事,非常可乐消失了;苹果PK三星,诺基亚消失了;小三PK正室,官员消失了;政府PK贪官,年终福利消失了;最经典的是中秋节PK国庆节,星期天消失了;今年假期PK去年假期,除夕消失了。什么时候中国pk美国,日本也就消失了!..


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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